Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Zonkey
5	5 Vote	Christians Are Scared: Famed Singer Delivers Candid Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
4	4 Vote	Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
77	77 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
30	30 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
153	153 Vote	NBA Players Reject League Offer; Begin to Vanish
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears