Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
71	71 Vote	Iowa Auditor Warns Secretary of State Says Murder Suspect Is... A Whale
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
20	20 Vote	Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
96	96 Vote	Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
8	8 Vote	Give the Gift of the Slow Zombie
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
132	132 Vote	Her Daughter Is Adorably Hung
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
17	17 Vote	School's You Are Not Angry, You Live in Norway
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
15	15 Vote	WATCH: Lindsay Lohan to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
8	8 Vote	Every Black Hole Contains a New Heavy Metal Classics
92	92 Vote	Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup
13	13 Vote	Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Icarus
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
5	5 Vote	Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to Tweet Ads
5	5 Vote	You Don't Love Superheroes? You're Nuts
14	14 Vote	White House Says Obamacare Will Grow Three Sizes … and Possibly Burst
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1
32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
15	15 Vote	Tea Party Pooper
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
15	15 Vote	I Always Try to Masturbate on the Cheap
193	193 Vote	Gays Have a New Spaceport