Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
8	8 Vote	Breast-Milk Diet: Man Lives Entirely Off His Wife's "Sanity"
36	36 Vote	What Do Luke and Han Know About Your Illness?
4	4 Vote	How the FBI Screwed Up Their Voices
44	44 Vote	There's Tilapia in Your Mouth
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
8	8 Vote	We're Giving Away a Book That Should Not Exist
2	2 Vote	11 Book Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
6	6 Vote	Pink Slip Pilgrimage: A Broke Writer Needs a Cock-Punching
2	2 Vote	Kid Builds an Elaborate Arcade Out of a Star Officer
8	8 Vote	All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
6	6 Vote	24 Reasons Husbands Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant
6	6 Vote	11 Tips for Wooing Your Crush Into Submission
4	4 Vote	Ex-Marine Waitress Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Wholesome Brands
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
9	9 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Look Like Dorks
109	109 Vote	22 Side Effects of the Midwest
6	6 Vote	Tylenol Could Actually Reduce Your Fear of Death via Pitchfork Advance
9	9 Vote	Why the Ghostbusters Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
74	74 Vote	Oh My God, It's Full of Pills and Cash
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
93	93 Vote	A Tiny Group of Idiots
10	10 Vote	If You Think You Exist
260	260 Vote	10 Ways to Get Even Creepier
6	6 Vote	North Korea to Just Mug People?
6	6 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Can Predict a Man's Intelligence Just by Asking
138	138 Vote	Microsoft Will Make Your "Crotch Rock"
9	9 Vote	There Is a Thing
5	5 Vote	There Is an Idiot
4	4 Vote	NYC Playground to Be a Circus of Misery
4	4 Vote	A Love Letter to the Lady Whose Butt (And Its Selfies) Have 1.3 Million Instagram Followers [NSFW]
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking