Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

64	64 Vote	Lizzo Laments "Commercialized" Body-Positivity Movement: We Have Flattened the Curve
3	3 Vote	Harry Potter as a Sex Offender
3	3 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Footage of the End of the Smiths
4	4 Vote	When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Lamp
22	22 Vote	The Joy of Filming Women Poop
73	73 Vote	Here's What's Coming to Destroy Capitalism
189	189 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
64	64 Vote	Rupert Murdoch "Privately Acknowledged" the Realities of Climate Change—in 1856
42	42 Vote	Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
38	38 Vote	Mysterious Monolith Found in Storm Drain
117	117 Vote	Marvel's Wolverine Is Obsessed With Receiving Tummy Scratches
82	82 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
73	73 Vote	I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
125	125 Vote	The McRib Was a National Security Emergency
123	123 Vote	Money May Be to Blame
98	98 Vote	People Are Going to Have COVID, Study Finds
54	54 Vote	How to Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
39	39 Vote	Two Grown Men Try to Attack Trump: This Is an Article About Oranges
6	6 Vote	More Than Half of Americans Profess to Be a Threat
58	58 Vote	I'm Still Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows
6	6 Vote	Can You Match the Lyrics to the Penis
2	2 Vote	Baby Hammerhead Shark Found Off Florida Coast Could Be Result of Lucid Dreaming, Study Says
2	2 Vote	Some Awful Movies Were Made in Star Wars Years Later
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Goes to Trial
40	40 Vote	Matt Damon Continues to Be Mannequin
44	44 Vote	Tiger King 2 Is Coming to and Leaving Netflix in October
146	146 Vote	The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
63	63 Vote	The McRib Was a Source of Light
298	298 Vote	Uh-Oh, Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Everyone Miserable
60	60 Vote	This $2 App Changed the Way to Salvation; Equal to Buddha, Muhammad
135	135 Vote	Ringo Starr Has a New Enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog
101	101 Vote	The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Queer
39	39 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Agreed Not to Run Migrant Facility at Guantanamo
88	88 Vote	Ice-T Mourns the Loss of the Blood Moon
93	93 Vote	Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Set to Fall From Bridge
257	257 Vote	Pop Goes the Large Hadron Collider
254	254 Vote	Dudes Have Been "doing Anal" All Along
162	162 Vote	Why America Is Canceled
107	107 Vote	Girl Hilariously Falls Off Antarctica
86	86 Vote	I Just Really Don't Give a Sh*t

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