Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

136	136 Vote	HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
123	123 Vote	Hit Me With Your Milk Supply
429	429 Vote	I'm About to Get Worse!
26	26 Vote	It's Chris Cuomo's Turn to Be Sexually Degraded
65	65 Vote	California Plans to Colonize ASTEROIDS?
97	97 Vote	Scientists Discover How to Download a Video Game, and More!
50	50 Vote	Border Wall Street Fighter
26	26 Vote	Where Things Stand: Biden to Deliver Bad News From Manchin! Yay!
40	40 Vote	A Baby Bear From a Planet Called Squeetor
47	47 Vote	Kentucky Baptist Minister Explains How to Find and Destroy Spooky TV Sets
68	68 Vote	Joe Biden Slammed for Not Directing Matrix: Resurrections
145	145 Vote	It's Time We All Cried
88	88 Vote	I Feel Helpless, and I Thought You Should Know
8	8 Vote	Jose Mourinho Fails to Impress Yet Again 1	1
64	64 Vote	Lizzo Laments "Commercialized" Body-Positivity Movement: We Have Flattened the Curve
3	3 Vote	Harry Potter as a Sex Offender
3	3 Vote	Beautiful Aerial Footage of the End of the Smiths
4	4 Vote	When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Lamp
22	22 Vote	The Joy of Filming Women Poop
73	73 Vote	Here's What's Coming to Destroy Capitalism
189	189 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
64	64 Vote	Rupert Murdoch "Privately Acknowledged" the Realities of Climate Change—in 1856
42	42 Vote	Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
38	38 Vote	Mysterious Monolith Found in Storm Drain
117	117 Vote	Marvel's Wolverine Is Obsessed With Receiving Tummy Scratches
82	82 Vote	Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
73	73 Vote	I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
125	125 Vote	The McRib Was a National Security Emergency
123	123 Vote	Money May Be to Blame
98	98 Vote	People Are Going to Have COVID, Study Finds
54	54 Vote	How to Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
39	39 Vote	Two Grown Men Try to Attack Trump: This Is an Article About Oranges
6	6 Vote	More Than Half of Americans Profess to Be a Threat
58	58 Vote	I'm Still Thinking About These Buff Little Marshmallows
6	6 Vote	Can You Match the Lyrics to the Penis
2	2 Vote	Baby Hammerhead Shark Found Off Florida Coast Could Be Result of Lucid Dreaming, Study Says
2	2 Vote	Some Awful Movies Were Made in Star Wars Years Later
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Goes to Trial
40	40 Vote	Matt Damon Continues to Be Mannequin
44	44 Vote	Tiger King 2 Is Coming to and Leaving Netflix in October

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