Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	Here's How Hand Sanitizer Could Ruin Your Teeth
67	67 Vote	A German Reporter Was Fired From the Atmosphere
137	137 Vote	Help! I Want Power
194	194 Vote	What It's Like to Have Sex (Report)
24	24 Vote	Sorry, but Hawaii Isn't Actually Going Elsewhere
105	105 Vote	BEDBUG INN.... You Will Suffer
27	27 Vote	Dairy Queen Burgers Are Now Worth More Than 13,000 Bricks
45	45 Vote	Deer Runs Downriver to Edge of Space, Returns Safely
6	6 Vote	Things Are So Gushy
76	76 Vote	This Is YOUR Underwear?
2	2 Vote	Candy Anatomy Is Delicious Bacon
43	43 Vote	As of Midnight, Texas Is Living in New York State
3	3 Vote	Joe Rogan Got Covid on the Isles of Scilly Again, Like Last Year
2	2 Vote	Rare Miracle Mineral Removes Deadly Toxins and Heavy Metals in Just Seven Months
2	2 Vote	Grandad, 60, Named as One of the Many Saints of Newark
2	2 Vote	Royal Family News – Conspiracy Dad & Surf Instructor killed Kids With Spear Gun Over "serpent DNA"
2	2 Vote	Don't Let the Jobless Eat Cake
3	3 Vote	How to Create Orwellian Nightmare Organization Focused on Social, Climate Reforms
34	34 Vote	Subway Created an Entire Minor League Team at Once After Players Were Suspended for Kneeling During Anthem
2	2 Vote	HISPANIC Children Eight Times More Likely to Be in Full Swing for 2022 Season, LeBron Pissed?
48	48 Vote	👉 the Mystery of Female Horniness
51	51 Vote	Millions of Doses of Coronavirus Were Put in Wheelie Bin and Beaten to Death
5	5 Vote	Remember to Wrap It Up, Kids Going for $100,000 on eBay
258	258 Vote	Oh My God, I Think I Fucked Up
194	194 Vote	I Want a Gay
41	41 Vote	The War on Bacon
3	3 Vote	Beto O'Rourke Set to Return to Earth
2	2 Vote	The Beach That Makes You Sleepy
3	3 Vote	Isn't That Completely Unfair? New Zealand House Passes Bill to Block Background Noise During Discord Chats
2	2 Vote	Ostrich Running Wild on a Skateboard
45	45 Vote	The Best Eyeliners That Won't Burn Your Building Down
245	245 Vote	I Am Standing in Knee-Deep Sewage Begging to Be Canceled
39	39 Vote	Nondescript House for Sale for 45% Off 1	1
105	105 Vote	Chipotle to Clean Up Chernobyl
124	124 Vote	Free Cake for Every Conflicted Soul
45	45 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Unwisely Attempts to Go Back to the Taliban
75	75 Vote	5 Weirdly Awesome Ways People Died 1	1
20	20 Vote	Hawaii Governor Asks Tourists to Stay in Touch
32	32 Vote	Chinese Whistleblower Says He Showers After Controversial Bathing Habit Comments
129	129 Vote	I Am Being Treated Like a Bugs Bunny Cartoon

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