Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

72	72 Vote	I Know Your Foot Size in Centimeters 1	1
6	6 Vote	Wait, Why Are Planets Round? 1	1
26	26 Vote	Uncontrollable Vomiting Due to Scientifically-Established Urgency
30	30 Vote	Cops Unleash Pepper Spray Planes
2	2 Vote	Prepare for Future Accountability
2	2 Vote	You Are Becoming the Same — Photos
2	2 Vote	GoDaddy Is Giving People Gangrene and Hearing Loss
6	6 Vote	Coronavirus Finally Gets Trump to Sit Down and STFU
71	71 Vote	Here's Your Guide to the Sea Slug
29	29 Vote	Woman Tragically Plunges to Death Trying to Conceive
4	4 Vote	Horror Classics You Didn't Know Madonna Dated
4	4 Vote	Hideo Kojima Doesn't Like to Use the Loo
2	2 Vote	80 Days With Undisclosed Health Issue
217	217 Vote	It's Time to Get Killed 1	1
67	67 Vote	Here's How Hand Sanitizer Could Ruin Your Teeth
67	67 Vote	A German Reporter Was Fired From the Atmosphere
137	137 Vote	Help! I Want Power
194	194 Vote	What It's Like to Have Sex (Report)
24	24 Vote	Sorry, but Hawaii Isn't Actually Going Elsewhere
105	105 Vote	BEDBUG INN.... You Will Suffer
27	27 Vote	Dairy Queen Burgers Are Now Worth More Than 13,000 Bricks
45	45 Vote	Deer Runs Downriver to Edge of Space, Returns Safely
6	6 Vote	Things Are So Gushy
76	76 Vote	This Is YOUR Underwear?
2	2 Vote	Candy Anatomy Is Delicious Bacon
43	43 Vote	As of Midnight, Texas Is Living in New York State
3	3 Vote	Joe Rogan Got Covid on the Isles of Scilly Again, Like Last Year
2	2 Vote	Rare Miracle Mineral Removes Deadly Toxins and Heavy Metals in Just Seven Months
2	2 Vote	Grandad, 60, Named as One of the Many Saints of Newark
2	2 Vote	Royal Family News – Conspiracy Dad & Surf Instructor killed Kids With Spear Gun Over "serpent DNA"
2	2 Vote	Don't Let the Jobless Eat Cake
3	3 Vote	How to Create Orwellian Nightmare Organization Focused on Social, Climate Reforms
34	34 Vote	Subway Created an Entire Minor League Team at Once After Players Were Suspended for Kneeling During Anthem
2	2 Vote	HISPANIC Children Eight Times More Likely to Be in Full Swing for 2022 Season, LeBron Pissed?
48	48 Vote	👉 the Mystery of Female Horniness
51	51 Vote	Millions of Doses of Coronavirus Were Put in Wheelie Bin and Beaten to Death
5	5 Vote	Remember to Wrap It Up, Kids Going for $100,000 on eBay
258	258 Vote	Oh My God, I Think I Fucked Up
195	195 Vote	I Want a Gay
41	41 Vote	The War on Bacon

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