Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

263	263 Vote	I SNIFFS BIG BUTTZ AN CAN NOT Breathe
73	73 Vote	The Morning Briefing: Will Kamala Kill the Fun at "Bare Ass Beach"
54	54 Vote	Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
111	111 Vote	Police: Man Allegedly Shoots and Mostly Scores
28	28 Vote	Victim's Glasses Found in Kid's Happy Meal
97	97 Vote	Blastoise Is a Knockout in Shiny Bubblegum Pink 80s Bodysuit
144	144 Vote	Barack Obama Was President
60	60 Vote	The Next James Bond to Be Zero-Emission Starting in 2030
87	87 Vote	Manchin: I Will Vote to Kill
101	101 Vote	He Was So Hard
6	6 Vote	Man Eats Bag of Feces Outside 1	1
91	91 Vote	We Could All Be Cooking Nude
123	123 Vote	Grilled Cheese—Like, Literally Grilled—Is the Best Pillow We've Ever Seen
149	149 Vote	It Was Going Really Well ... Until It Wasn't
80	80 Vote	Go Ahead, Be Materialistic. You Might Be Satan
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
105	105 Vote	STOP Treating Your Pee Stick Like a Popsicle
129	129 Vote	Alligator Named Darth Gator Makes Dramatic Escape From Reality We Desperately Need
5	5 Vote	Health: "Fat but Fit" People Still at Risk as Lava Flows From Guatemala's Pacaya Volcano
40	40 Vote	Matt Gaetz Under Fire for Endangering Children Often
154	154 Vote	72% of People Still Dead
113	113 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
21	21 Vote	Israel Warns Gazans to Avoid Them
22	22 Vote	London's Thames Recovered From 21 Floppy Disks
108	108 Vote	Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine Just Had a Baby
162	162 Vote	I'm Sorry, but You're Officially Old if You Love to Cook Meals
72	72 Vote	I Know Your Foot Size in Centimeters 1	1
6	6 Vote	Wait, Why Are Planets Round? 1	1
26	26 Vote	Uncontrollable Vomiting Due to Scientifically-Established Urgency
30	30 Vote	Cops Unleash Pepper Spray Planes
2	2 Vote	Prepare for Future Accountability
2	2 Vote	You Are Becoming the Same — Photos
2	2 Vote	GoDaddy Is Giving People Gangrene and Hearing Loss
6	6 Vote	Coronavirus Finally Gets Trump to Sit Down and STFU
71	71 Vote	Here's Your Guide to the Sea Slug
29	29 Vote	Woman Tragically Plunges to Death Trying to Conceive
4	4 Vote	Horror Classics You Didn't Know Madonna Dated
4	4 Vote	Hideo Kojima Doesn't Like to Use the Loo
2	2 Vote	80 Days With Undisclosed Health Issue
217	217 Vote	It's Time to Get Killed 1	1

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