Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
63	63 Vote	The McRib Was a Source of Light
298	298 Vote	Uh-Oh, Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Everyone Miserable
60	60 Vote	This $2 App Changed the Way to Salvation; Equal to Buddha, Muhammad
135	135 Vote	Ringo Starr Has a New Enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog
101	101 Vote	The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Queer
39	39 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Agreed Not to Run Migrant Facility at Guantanamo
88	88 Vote	Ice-T Mourns the Loss of the Blood Moon
93	93 Vote	Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Set to Fall From Bridge
258	258 Vote	Pop Goes the Large Hadron Collider
254	254 Vote	Dudes Have Been "doing Anal" All Along
162	162 Vote	Why America Is Canceled
107	107 Vote	Girl Hilariously Falls Off Antarctica
86	86 Vote	I Just Really Don't Give a Sh*t
263	263 Vote	I SNIFFS BIG BUTTZ AN CAN NOT Breathe
73	73 Vote	The Morning Briefing: Will Kamala Kill the Fun at "Bare Ass Beach"
54	54 Vote	Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
111	111 Vote	Police: Man Allegedly Shoots and Mostly Scores
28	28 Vote	Victim's Glasses Found in Kid's Happy Meal
97	97 Vote	Blastoise Is a Knockout in Shiny Bubblegum Pink 80s Bodysuit
144	144 Vote	Barack Obama Was President
60	60 Vote	The Next James Bond to Be Zero-Emission Starting in 2030
87	87 Vote	Manchin: I Will Vote to Kill
101	101 Vote	He Was So Hard
6	6 Vote	Man Eats Bag of Feces Outside 1	1
91	91 Vote	We Could All Be Cooking Nude
123	123 Vote	Grilled Cheese—Like, Literally Grilled—Is the Best Pillow We've Ever Seen
149	149 Vote	It Was Going Really Well ... Until It Wasn't
80	80 Vote	Go Ahead, Be Materialistic. You Might Be Satan
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
106	106 Vote	STOP Treating Your Pee Stick Like a Popsicle
129	129 Vote	Alligator Named Darth Gator Makes Dramatic Escape From Reality We Desperately Need
5	5 Vote	Health: "Fat but Fit" People Still at Risk as Lava Flows From Guatemala's Pacaya Volcano
40	40 Vote	Matt Gaetz Under Fire for Endangering Children Often
154	154 Vote	72% of People Still Dead
113	113 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
21	21 Vote	Israel Warns Gazans to Avoid Them
22	22 Vote	London's Thames Recovered From 21 Floppy Disks
108	108 Vote	Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine Just Had a Baby
162	162 Vote	I'm Sorry, but You're Officially Old if You Love to Cook Meals

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