Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
6	6 Vote	Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Shred Like Tony Hawk
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
3	3 Vote	Here's a Scientific Ranking of Dick Size
2	2 Vote	This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not That One
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Priest
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
492	492 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
19	19 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
6	6 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Skew Scuba Surveys
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
3	3 Vote	Captain Planet the Movie Will Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
4	4 Vote	Couples Have Sex at Night?
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Real Thing
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
3	3 Vote	Canadian Teenagers Rammed Across the Country
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
3	3 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of People
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
7	7 Vote	Colorado Fails to Read
5	5 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
483	483 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
5	5 Vote	Hey, Guys. You Forgot to Hold Another Pointless Vote to Restore Constitutional Government
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
8	8 Vote	Behold! The Majestic Stone Guardians of the Mexican Volcano UFOs 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38

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