Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Your Body Found
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
4	4 Vote	Norway Thinks It Captured a Beluga Whale That Was Promised Prophecy?
4	4 Vote	Her Heart Is Not Essential for Survival
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Has No Constitutional Rights
672	672 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
103	103 Vote	Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
4	4 Vote	A Growing Problem in the Cojones
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
5	5 Vote	Newborn Baby Sets Hospital Weight Record 156,945,000
1187	1187 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
4	4 Vote	Lettuce Recall the Lettuce Scare
5	5 Vote	Sandwiches Are Never Coming Down Here!
4	4 Vote	Report: Stench That Diverted Flight Came From Our Incredible FLOTUS
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
3	3 Vote	London Brings It Down
494	494 Vote	I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy 1	1
668	668 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
26	26 Vote	Texas Educators Training to Shoot Journalists as a Political Statement 1	1
575	575 Vote	U.S. Withdraws From Earth 1	1
123	123 Vote	Fruit Has a 100% Score on Rotten Tomatoes
5	5 Vote	You Begged and Begged to Go to Hell!
5	5 Vote	Ancient Native American Escorted Out of Bar
475	475 Vote	Amazon Is Keeping Slavery Alive
461	461 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
495	495 Vote	Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No" 2	2
8	8 Vote	When You About to Break Them Ninjas
4	4 Vote	Simon Cowell "Unlikely" to Return as Nation's Next Leader
5	5 Vote	Trump Tweets That Are False
19	19 Vote	How Trump Benefits From His Wonderfully Goofy Dog Walkers
6	6 Vote	I'm Not a Soundtrack Guys!
86	86 Vote	Experts Say What?
3	3 Vote	I Just Woke Up With an Eye Patch
50	50 Vote	Woolly Mammoths Could Be a Concern for All, Says Suburban Beekeeper
4	4 Vote	Twin Toddlers Constantly Escape From Queens Slaughterhouse
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
503	503 Vote	Four Killed in Suicide Prevention 2	2
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
3	3 Vote	Nintendo World Coming to (And Leaving From) Netflix in January
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12

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