Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
5	5 Vote	Loading Your Gun on a Motorized Scooter
3	3 Vote	Alexandra Daddario Is White Hot and Sweaty in a McChicken Sandwich Box, She Acts Accordingly
3	3 Vote	Panel Tells F.D.A. To Back deGrom in 7-2 Win Over Phillies
89	89 Vote	Apple Just Unveiled a Stylus and It Works! So Go Ahead and Make Some Goddamn Plans
4	4 Vote	A Garden Filled With Swimsuit Models
3	3 Vote	The Data Centers of Tomorrow Will Use the N-Word
3	3 Vote	Valve Decided to Insult Religion
16	16 Vote	The Best Halloween Costume Ideas to Satisfy Your Granola Craving
38	38 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
3	3 Vote	A Guy Got Tired of Hearing
7	7 Vote	Watch a Stunning Rainbow Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
6	6 Vote	Why the Economy Is More Important Than Gender Roles
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
4	4 Vote	A Pizza Cleanse Is Probably Coming Soon
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
3	3 Vote	Most Women Search Their Whole Lives to Find Anti-Jewish "Bastards"
56	56 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
500	500 Vote	Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
78	78 Vote	British Soldier Gives Birth in Reverse
113	113 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
5	5 Vote	And Here It Is
4	4 Vote	Why Iron Man Sucks
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
6	6 Vote	Drop Everything and Follow RuPaul's Steps on How to Shred Like Tony Hawk
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
3	3 Vote	Here's a Scientific Ranking of Dick Size
2	2 Vote	This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not That One
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Priest
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
19	19 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet

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