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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Pompeo Rejects Criticism of Trump's Dreams
2	2 Vote	Black-Eyed Susan to Be Postponed, as Cooperstown Weeps
153	153 Vote	Congrats! This Is Child Abuse
2	2 Vote	How to Stop Him
2	2 Vote	Hero Pilot's WW2 Diary Enthralled Brits but He Has Been Canceled
2	2 Vote	Avery Mills Father Is Failed Palpatine Clone
186	186 Vote	The President Is Afraid of You! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Georgia Republican Governor Refuses to Drop the Drama This Year
2	2 Vote	Baldness Is the Only Logical Conclusion
3	3 Vote	So You're Being Hunted by a Horny Dolphin
3	3 Vote	Evolution of a World Where Nothing Matters Anymore
569	569 Vote	A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Lord Will Have You Saying, "That's Hot"
4	4 Vote	Six-Month-Olds See People Who Can't See Them
3	3 Vote	Guatemalan With No Legs Tries to Block Trump Nominee
546	546 Vote	Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. I See
241	241 Vote	We May Never Have Existed 1	1
90	90 Vote	Reconnecting With His Penis Fish
3	3 Vote	Confirmed: Robert Mueller Tried to Use This Frizz-Fighting Oil on Every Sandwich
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
3	3 Vote	Trump: Gee, I Hope You Burn in Hell
3	3 Vote	Well I Would Be Way Cooler
831	831 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
949	949 Vote	Admit It, You All Horny Asses
502	502 Vote	BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever 6	6
693	693 Vote	Update Your Planners: Human Extinction Now Delayed Until February
5	5 Vote	Your Body Found
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
4	4 Vote	Norway Thinks It Captured a Beluga Whale That Was Promised Prophecy?
4	4 Vote	Her Heart Is Not Essential for Survival
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Has No Constitutional Rights
671	671 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
103	103 Vote	Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
4	4 Vote	A Growing Problem in the Cojones
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
5	5 Vote	Newborn Baby Sets Hospital Weight Record 156,945,000
1187	1187 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
4	4 Vote	Lettuce Recall the Lettuce Scare
5	5 Vote	Sandwiches Are Never Coming Down Here!
4	4 Vote	Report: Stench That Diverted Flight Came From Our Incredible FLOTUS

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