Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	This Hovercraft Comes Loaded With Risk
217	217 Vote	Well They Blew Up the Ocean
116	116 Vote	Facebook Hit by Truck
163	163 Vote	My God, It's the First Night of Slaughter
63	63 Vote	Twin Toddlers Left Inside Hot Car for 3 More Exhausting Years
59	59 Vote	Alberta Premier Says No and Runs Away
111	111 Vote	29 Ways to Clean Bloodstained Streets After Fatal Stabbing
144	144 Vote	Money Might Actually Buy Happiness — but It's Government Funded
2	2 Vote	Carrie Underwood's Marriage Is Unconstitutional
3	3 Vote	Make It Rain on That Frapuccino
3	3 Vote	16 Ways to Basically Make You Despair for Humanity
3	3 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 88, Died of a Mysterious Ancient Fireball
2	2 Vote	R'amen! The Flying Spaghetti Monster Finally Gets a Foosball Table
2	2 Vote	Desperate Trump Turns to the Metaverse
2	2 Vote	Chinese Uproar as State Struggles With Bipolar Disorder
2	2 Vote	I've Been Takin a Lot in the Head With Traffic Cone in London Bridge
3	3 Vote	Movie Aliens Who Are Flat Broke Nowadays
6	6 Vote	Officials Announce They're Tearing Down the Rabbit Hole
170	170 Vote	Senators to Pass Some Form of Tyranny
2	2 Vote	Canada Blocks Chinese Takeover of Oceans
159	159 Vote	I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
95	95 Vote	Biden Decides to Stick His Hand Down My Pants
49	49 Vote	Captain America Is Trapped in Cave
357	357 Vote	New Report Warns of a Marvel Movie
170	170 Vote	You Might Be Alive
67	67 Vote	Ted Cruz Craps All Over the Streets Where Pure Pandemonium Unfolds
69	69 Vote	Firefighters Battle to Flee With 800kg of Cannabis
32	32 Vote	Seinfeld Comes to the Dancefloor
366	366 Vote	There Will Reportedly Be a Thing
58	58 Vote	Forty Random Memes to Aid Americans Fleeing Afghanistan
112	112 Vote	Stop Listening to Others
38	38 Vote	911 Caller Tried to Seduce Me: The Whistleblower's Tale
31	31 Vote	Ranked-Choice Voting Will Make Sure Hamas Can't Land a Pixar Role
171	171 Vote	I'm a Fucking Cucumber 1	1
2	2 Vote	Hurricane Grace Makes Landfall in Rhode Island After New U.S. Sanctions
76	76 Vote	Dunkin Is Taking Over Afghanistan — 1	1
441	441 Vote	You---Yes, You---Can Become a Distant Memory
60	60 Vote	Republican Heads Explode as Biden Snaps 1	1
158	158 Vote	Ash From Pokémon No Longer Pro-Choice
99	99 Vote	Don't Let Anyone Stop You From Life's Persistent Pain

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