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Firefighters Battle to Flee With 800kg of Cannabis
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Seinfeld Comes to the Dancefloor
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There Will Reportedly Be a Thing
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Forty Random Memes to Aid Americans Fleeing Afghanistan
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Stop Listening to Others
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911 Caller Tried to Seduce Me: The Whistleblower's Tale
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Ranked-Choice Voting Will Make Sure Hamas Can't Land a Pixar Role
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I'm a Fucking Cucumber
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Hurricane Grace Makes Landfall in Rhode Island After New U.S. Sanctions
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Dunkin Is Taking Over Afghanistan —
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You---Yes, You---Can Become a Distant Memory
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Republican Heads Explode as Biden Snaps
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Ash From Pokémon No Longer Pro-Choice
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Don't Let Anyone Stop You From Life's Persistent Pain
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How to Stop Taking Wombat Selfies
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Disney Seeks to Secure Border Patrol
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Why Its a Good Life. I'm Happy. Why Isn't That Controversial
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A Soothing Selection of Impressive Hats!
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We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?
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Tom Hanks Has Been Sneakily Tracking You for Days
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Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Garbage Bag of Loose Eels
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One Plus One Equals Two Reportedly
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The Taliban Has Taken Over the Taliban
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Reawaken Your Childhood With This Catastrophe in Afghanistan
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Horrifying Footage Shows Greek Island Where Mamma Mia Was Filmed
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This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You
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10 Ways to Grow a Blueberry Bush in Your Strawberries?
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Grandma's Gonna Make Out in the Mud
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New Sonic Game Coming in September, Looks Gross
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17 Bestselling Sex Toys You'll Probably Love Even if Supreme Court to Overturn Roe V. Wade
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Los Angeles Man Dies After Being Frozen for 24,000 Years in Prison
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Five Reasons You Should Be Shot
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The Church Is Dead. Long Live iTunes
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Drinking Tea Like a Batman Villain
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Trump Praised Hitler, Even After Trump Calls Him "Traitor"
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Trump Offers Explanation for Sticky Yellow Substance on Car Seat
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Deafness Isn't a Substitute for Exercise, FFS
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Weirdly Specific Thank-You Notes to Mario and Luigi
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Why the Pumpkin Spice Latte Will Never Back Down
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Mushroom Jerky Is Like Driving a Speedboat in Your Fridge