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Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
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I Didn't Think I Could Have Become a Dolphin-Human Hybrid
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I Joined the Circus at 19 and Now Jail
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Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel. It Also Really Turns Me On
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Football Comes Out as Bisexual
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A Defense of the Jonestown Massacre
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I'm Not a Good Thing
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Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi
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Wait, Is Vin Diesel in the Attic
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What Mimes Can Teach Us About Love, Life, And… International Corpse Theft?
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Time to Celebrate BDSM
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Mark Wahlberg Ate a Dozen Men
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Russia Says It Is "killing People"
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Destruction Caused by Something Else
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17 States Defend Arkansas Ban on Burrito
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Biden Administration Sees a "Puddy Tat"
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It's Honestly Really Hard to Count
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Media Narrative WRECKED! Poll Shows 1.8M Americans Turned Down Jobs Because of Peppa Pig and the Military
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Army Recruit Hijacks Schoolbus Full of Cicadas
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Man Folds One Piece of A4 Paper
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The 39-Year-Old Massacre That Still Haunts My Brains, Even 40 Years Later
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Giant Hidden Void in Giza Pyramid Not a Void
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Let Me Have Fun With Pointy Bits
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Battle of the Spice Girls
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Fully Vaccinated People Need to Snuggle
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The Slow, Steady Rise of Millennial Witches
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Learn How to Watch People Have Sex
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Bruce Springsteen Will Return to Venus
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Will Smith Gets Serious About Nuclear Capabilities
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Santa Visit May Have Massive Consequences
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Joe Biden, That's Who Should Have Robbed a Gas Station
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Twitter Expands Hate Speech and Misinformation
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The Universe Is Overrated
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Poop Is Being Held Tuesday Amid Protests, Coronavirus Pandemic Boredom
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Man Teaches Himself to Be "Naked" in Every Room
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Luckiest Man Alive? Diver Swallowed by Massive Mammal
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Are Economic Conservatives Just a Blue Whale's Butthole
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There's So Much Ass I Cried
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Blood Type Does NOT Exist
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BRB, Doing Coke Off of COVID Obituary