Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

bluejaysblue1987

Voted Headlines
136
Vote
Cargo Ship Hit by a Bisexual Latina
73
Vote
High School Graduation Isn't Complete Without a Homicide
167
Vote
Everybody's Pissin on the Front Page
7
Vote
How to Tell if You're Into That Sort of Thing
47
Vote
Bees Pay a Steep Price for Cheap Meat Loaf
159
Vote
Dad, I Don't Want to Be Acquired by Maker of Snickers
249
Vote
What Ever Happened to My Interests
48
Vote
2 Pence Aides Test Positive for Rabies
312
Vote
Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
120
Vote
Umm, I Think These Instructions Missed a Few Steps…like All of Human History
155
Vote
I Wanna Be the Dog
1
214
Vote
Kick Back With a Lifetime of Chronic Pain
1
118
Vote
Rescuers Find Bodies During Search for Meaning
66
Vote
Let Lizzie McGuire Do Sex Trafficking
192
Vote
I Am Not Going to Be Refrigerated
189
Vote
I Am Once Again Asking for Nudes
136
Vote
Hillary Clinton Had to Have Sex With Annoying Husband
81
Vote
Drake's Son Adorably Bursts Into Flames
167
Vote
Harry Potter and the Winter Soldier
7
Vote
Four-Year-Old and His Constant Complaints
129
Vote
Ain't Nobody Gonna Like This Today, but Alas
1
65
Vote
For $33,000, You Can Spam Grenades Forever
240
Vote
Why Aren't You Spongebob?
2
Vote
Sen. Joe Manchin Isn't a Fan of His Coworkers
3
Vote
What Convinced Me to Read
63
Vote
Kris Jenner Denies Allegations of Genocide
48
Vote
Obscure "Star Wars" Spinoffs Like Ewoks: The Battle for Endor Are Coming for Phil in Accounting
7
Vote
Utah Man Falls to His Head in the Dirt Until He Stops Breathing and Dies—Lawsuit
110
Vote
It's Impossible Not to Rap
3
Vote
Kim Jong Un in a Thick Layer of Butter
55
Vote
N.Korean Crosses Armed Border in Potential Defection to South Carolina
72
Vote
HELL FREEZES OVER: George Soros "Rents" Evangelicals to Confuse Voters [2018]
66
Vote
Life Is Already a Political Quagmire
104
Vote
McDonald's Is Taking No Role in Brexit Talks
146
Vote
Crash Bandicoot 4 Will Have Strippers and Booze
161
Vote
That Cat Is Not Working
7
Vote
This 12-Year-Old Georgia Boy Is About Business, Not Ego
52
Vote
Things People Have Eaten
5
Vote
Uber, Lyft Team Up on Chelsea's Behalf – Scheme to Ruin Adam's Life?
36
Vote
DC Congresswoman Introduces Bill to Be a Privileged Westerner