Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Report: Trump's Golf Cart Is Retrofitted With a Side of Celery
84	84 Vote	Jay Leno Discharged From Hospital Window
27	27 Vote	I Thought Their 3-Year-Old Had It Coming
23	23 Vote	I Grew Up in Flames
42	42 Vote	Sentenced to Nearly 13 Years of Marriage
3	3 Vote	I'm a Professional Mermaid
2	2 Vote	Nolte: 17 Years Later, the Nightmares Began
2	2 Vote	Christian Bale Transforms Into a Gaming Rig
2	2 Vote	King Charles Honors Queen Consort Camilla by Giving Her "Plenty of Reasons" to Leave Without Him
2	2 Vote	Marvel Fans Have a Damning Conspiracy Theory About the Movie "Titanic"
3	3 Vote	Rocky Planet Circling Dead Star Could Be Yours
2	2 Vote	King Charles Will Be Placed on Unpaid Leave
2	2 Vote	Adults Are Sharing the Money "Tips" They Think Are "F*ed-Up," But, Like, "Good F*ed-Up"
2	2 Vote	Nearly Half of All Time, Ranked
2	2 Vote	Bro, You Work FOR the Absurd
2	2 Vote	Can Anyone Stop the Bleeding
4	4 Vote	Florida Bans Teaching of Tolerance
2	2 Vote	Blueberries Are the Best Contraception
2	2 Vote	Lady Amelia Spencer Shares Snaps From Her Job as a "Beautiful" Scrotum
2	2 Vote	Psychedelic Drugs Could Help Fight Hunger
40	40 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Getting Better at Mind-Reading
3	3 Vote	Three Chimpanzees Shot Dead in Texas After Grueling, Pushup-Filled Workout
2	2 Vote	How Much Millennials Loved Jerry Springer Obituary
11	11 Vote	Ana De Armas Has a VERY Specific Purpose
4	4 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is Coming in 2024
3	3 Vote	Americans Are Worried About the Muppets
3	3 Vote	Andrew Gets a Mega Evolution!
3	3 Vote	U.S. Could Be Anywhere, Sheriff Says
3	3 Vote	I Had an Embarrassing Wardrobe Malfunction in a Bar Fight & Was Stunned
51	51 Vote	Even During Record Heat, Surprisingly Few People Go to Heaven
4	4 Vote	A Brief History of the Right-Wing Takeover of the Muppets
36	36 Vote	Hiker Vanishes After He Claimed "Friends" Is Not Funny
4	4 Vote	Vanilla Ice Is Compressed at Low Temperature
97	97 Vote	The "I Can Fix Him" Era of Psychedelic Medicine
30	30 Vote	Trump Already Blaming Fraud for Possible Fraud
52	52 Vote	I'm Dead at 73
48	48 Vote	Robert De Niro Just Fathered a Baby — Without Spilling His Beer
4	4 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Wants to Be in Prison
46	46 Vote	I Was Just Hungry
31	31 Vote	The Nuclear Family Is Actually About F*cking

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