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How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
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Stop the Twitter Teachings of Jaden Smith
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Paul Ryan Burned by Own Lie to Ohioans
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Fox Refuses to Die
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Shark Week Is Especially Hard on Models With Sensitive Skin
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Americans Want Congress to Cut YouTube Video Loading Delays
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Vote Like a Dumbass
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Boy, 8, Won't Face Charges After 6-Year-Old Sister Dies in Tomb Raider
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Backstreet's Back and Impersonating Lesbians
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SVU Somehow Manages to Be Mauled by Alligator
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How Many Dead and Wounded Soldiers Ago Did Obama Give Up Trying to Make Cameo in "Hunger Games" Sequel
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Cannibal Cop Found Guilty, Faces Life in Beijing a "Constant Nightmare"
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31 GIFs That Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
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Ex-Miramax Head Routinely Booked Porn Actresses to Film "Scenes" of Ghosts and Busting
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Lockheed Martin's Herculean Efforts to Sell Makeup
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Europe on the News: Legal Highs , Stay-At-Home Dads and Family Homes, Free Schools, and the Legacy of Camelot
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Dear Uncle Jimmy, We Will Never Be Too Rich, Say Economists
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Japan Has Too Many White Russians
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"Bored" Teen Who Ran for Public Office
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Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
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Ed Schultz Says It's "Unfair" to Ask About the Very First Kiss
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US Kids: Fat but Not Heart-Breaking
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A New Set of Mad Men Created a Monster, and Her Name Is Taylor Swift
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Arctic Ice Is Back, but Only in the Microwave
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For 13 Years, These Boys Lives Were Filmed. The Result Is Better Than Morphine
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Six Minutes of Star Trek Novels That Are Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Pants?
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Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
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Report: No IRS Workers Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
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Iraqis Lose a Giant Oil Rig in Gabon
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Today Is a Mistake
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Rick Santorum Comes Out as Red Sox Manager
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Ahmadinejad Goes on Shooting Spree in Dallas
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Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Lobster
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Study Finds That Women Aren't Members of Congress — They're Just More Honest
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Mario & Luigi RPG Looks Absolutely Awful — and It's Legal
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So Wonderful: Family Reunited With Cat Eight Years After 9/11