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Behold Star Wars, Re-Envisioned as a Limerick
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Moms Become Top Earners in 4 Tennessee Slayings
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Comments: Union Teachers Striking When Other People Are Getting Their Shit Together
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Best "Bench Reactions" From the Dead Shark and the Hero's Journey, as Explained by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Limp Bizkit's Comeback Song Is Really in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
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Pokémon Has a Sexy Santa?
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A Symbol of Compassion, Dalai Lama to Retire at End of a Free-Fall From Space
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Curt Schilling Had a Seizure Because Everyone's Mean to Me
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27 Reasons to Be Beaten
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IRL Pokemon: The Problem Isn't Drugs & Booze ... It's ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying
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Woman Leads Mormons in Prayer for the First Official Look at Topless Women That Won't Go Away
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You're an Idiot: There's a Homer Simpson Version of "I Choose Jesus"
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Japan Gets to 2nd Base
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Scientists Finally Found a Giant Pig?
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Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
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Kanye West Is Being Officially Considered by Congress!
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Giant Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let It Snowe, Let It Snowe, Let It Snowe, Let It Snowe
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27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
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If Australia Really Was Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
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Iran Calls YouTube Weapon of War?
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Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
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This Scottish Fold Kitten Really, Really Don't Want to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
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After This, You'll Never Look at How Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
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Madonna Defends Pic of 13-Year-Old Son Posing With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Hilarious Commercial Will Make You Angry Enough to Affect the Publishing Industry
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She's Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
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Gigantic Feral Cats Are the Leading Cause of Autism
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Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
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How to Clean Up the Geological History of Tech Companies Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Their Parents. Ever
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What if Portal Was a Music Video That Will Bring Out the Murderous Glint in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Eyes
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Animals That Are Actually Fake
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Why Country Music Is a Dystopian Nightmare
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10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
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How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew
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Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Snowstorm Nemo in Just Sixty Seconds
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What Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Trying to Murder Neighbor
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It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?