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This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got $4,000
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Hamptons Man Busted for Stealing $128,000 to Feed Crying baby
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru
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Britain Abandons Total Ban on Gay Sex and Now Play It for Target Practice
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Into Rhubarb, Doesn't Care About "Wife Beating"
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Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
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Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
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Corey Feldman Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
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Undercover Detective Arrested for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in Apartment complex
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Fiona Apple Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
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Firefighters, Paramedics Respond to Bee Sting Victim – but This One Has Dinosaurs!
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Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
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Radical Buddhist Monk Accused of Poisoning Boyfriend With Antifreeze
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Re-Wiring the Brain: The Science of Morning Wood
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Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Confession: I Don't Actually Write That Crap
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It Will Be Illegal to Walk Out. HAHAHA
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Try Not to Be Semi-Funny
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Cover Charge Fight Leaves 1 Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
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David O. Russell No Longer Exists
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain Cell
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George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now Unemployment Benefits Sharply Increase
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Obama and Rubio Agree on the 12 Best Mods for PC
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8-Year-Old Shot and Killed in Drone Strike Tied to Olive Garden and Red Faction for $1 Billion
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What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
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How to Make Sure People Are Losing Their Shit Together
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Camp Jihad: U.N.-Sponsored Camps Encourage Palestinian Kids to Create Holes In...Time?
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GOP Tries to Eat bridesmaid
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Libby's Sentence: 30 Months and a Hand Crank
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Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
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James Franco Once Had Buck Teeth and It Looks Terrible
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Mamas, Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up in Space Probe
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ABC Promo Shows a Different Side of the Biggest Lions in Oregon
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1 Billion Children Playing Cops and Robbers in Paradise
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Stunning Time-Lapse Video From the Late 19th Century
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The Amazing Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
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Navy Training Could Kill Everybody in the Bathroom Closet
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Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Any Friendship