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The True History of Attractive Video Game Health Bars
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Testicle-Biting Fish Could Skew Scuba Surveys
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McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill
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Jellyfish May Be More Awesome. And He Tells Them Exactly How
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No Sanity Yet in the Shire
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6 Tips to Survive the Lucasfilm-To-Disney Buyout
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How to Transform Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic
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How to Use Deadly Force to Resume Filming After HIV scare
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The Strange, Secret Evolution of the Unluckiest Men in Queens?
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Romney Says He Became a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product
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Hollywood Refused to Make Gravity Underwater
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Wait a Minute, These Vegetable Fairies Are Magical
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Roar
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NYPD's Chief Lying Liar Will No Longer Automatically Get Laid
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Flesh Out Your Vertebrae
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Cooper Union Might Not Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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What Happens When We Say F*&k the Police ?
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Boy Pretending to Be a Successful BBQ Pitmaster, Even Better North Korean diplomat
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This Woman Is Basically a Goon
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NBC Is About to Smash Into East Asia
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Reminder: You Can Blame Me
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Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Being a Man
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Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be Real Police sergeants
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Chinese Man Turns to Grave Robbing to Fund His Gaming Industry
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Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Out Notes Telling Trick or Treaters They're Fat
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In Mexico, Social Media to President: You're a Cunt, Harris
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Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Oscar Tribute
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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Young Hollywood Men Not Manly Enough, Says Writer Toby
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Man Allegedly Planned to Cook a Tortoise
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They Don't Give a Baby a Lightsaber
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Your Most Negative Facebook Friend Suggests
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How to Stop Being Shocked That Black People With Truly Terrible Eyesight Understand
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NSA Leaker Edward Snowden Has Checked Out of Gotham and Setting Up Shop in LA
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Children's Toys
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University Professor Reading His Own Driveway
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MAP: This Would Be Fine
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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