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Voted Headlines

295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
5	5 Vote	Say Goodbye to Netbooks, Hello to the Religious Cult Leader
1	1 Vote	Swedish Police Find Drugs and a German Subway. Sounds Idyllic!
1	1 Vote	10 Novels That Are Actually Fake
1	1 Vote	The Argentine President's Riveting Account of the Talking Turkey
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
4	4 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Had an Armed Security Guard Shoots Off Penis With Illegal Weapon
1	1 Vote	HS Soccer Players Both Play for the Hawaiian Shirts
5	5 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the United States
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Extra Gassy Very Soon
1	1 Vote	Public School Teachers Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Rejected Papers
1	1 Vote	A Supermassive Ice Age May Have to Last Forever
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Penguins Threatened by Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Say Ashley Judd May Just Be a "Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	Thailand's Anime Censorship Sure Is Twisted, if You Were Wondering
1	1 Vote	Wrong Miss Universe Visits Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Pfizer to Fire Hundreds of 15th-Century Martyrs
1	1 Vote	Pluto Might Be Blanche Devereaux From "The Golden Girls"
1	1 Vote	Why Is Lake Roopkund Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at This Astonishing Guy
1	1 Vote	Hearing From the Mouths of Snakes on Eating Catfish
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Breaks Twilight's Record for Energy Usage
1	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Won't Let This Cross-Eyed Cat Sleep, Goddammit
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Says She Regrets Referring to Ancient Humanoids as "Hobbits"
1	1 Vote	This Wild Illusion Causes You to Know What Thanksgiving Is All About
1	1 Vote	Athletic Mother of Three, and One Big Asshole
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces That She Is Naked [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	The Right Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
1	1 Vote	Beautiful American Mariah Carey Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson as a Kidnapped Baby Finds Out World's Hottest Pie Is Apparently as Hot as Advertised
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Ending Played Out How Fans Wanted It to Be, You Know, Cheaper
4	4 Vote	Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows Is Backing Down on Unscooped Dog Poop by Mailing It Back by 2020
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
4	4 Vote	I Will Throw Any Two Ideas Together and Call It a Present for My Birthday
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
5	5 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Secret Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence Programs Brace for Shortages Created by the Westboro Baptist Protest

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