Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Invention That Captures Wind in Cities and Turns It Into "lake of Blood"
130	130 Vote	I Was Speeding Because I Love Fast Food! 1	1
184	184 Vote	Dodgeball With a Knife 3	3
2	2 Vote	Kavanaugh, Accuser to Decide Which Americans Can Speak? It's Time to Commit Insecticide!
28	28 Vote	Don't Let Batman Catch You With This Cooker
4	4 Vote	Four Missing, Nine Injured After Doing "Fire Challenge"
93	93 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching Him. He's Watching the World
200	200 Vote	I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! 8	8
3	3 Vote	The Walking Dead: The Final Season Is Officially Kicking Off Early and People Are Horrible
4	4 Vote	What Do I Sword?
248	248 Vote	Even Santa Has a Love of Vaporwave
79	79 Vote	"Sharknado 6" Was an Accident 1	1
301	301 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
3	3 Vote	White Spaces, White Privilege and White Sox
4	4 Vote	Tactical Guide to Girding Your Loins
4	4 Vote	Go Ahead, I Dare You to See the Light
2	2 Vote	Sombra's Demon Hunter Skin Will Be "Fully Vindicated and Exonerated"
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
345	345 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
56	56 Vote	Could Trump Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
39	39 Vote	11 Children Found in Niece's Backpack
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
84	84 Vote	The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend 1	1
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
38	38 Vote	What if a Person Received a Transfusion Using a Spaceship
77	77 Vote	In Memory of Lobsters Who Died During Competition
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
64	64 Vote	Does Toothpaste Actually Get Rid of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists
65	65 Vote	Apple Will Soon Be Worth $4,000
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1

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