Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

103	103 Vote	Man Astonished to Discover Sentient Ice Cubes
64	64 Vote	You're Allowed to Wear Pants 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man, 81, Punched in the DCEU
59	59 Vote	It's True, I Can't Trust Product Packaging
2	2 Vote	This Makeup Artist Can Transform Your Wardrobe Malfunctions
6	6 Vote	These People Pot Pies Will Make Anyone Laugh
5	5 Vote	The Inflatable Lawn Tent You Just Farted In
4	4 Vote	Here's How to End Free Speech
2	2 Vote	Man Has Painful 3-Pound Tumor Removed From Trump, Job Well Done!
98	98 Vote	McCain Will No Longer Exist 1	1
140	140 Vote	FEAR ME! I AM About to Be Tennessee's Next Governor
185	185 Vote	Scientists Just Found Some Witches
6	6 Vote	Mr. President, Why Are We Teaching Kids About Pirates These Days?
86	86 Vote	Mysterious Signal Detected From an Ostrich
130	130 Vote	Escaped Goats Wreak Havoc on Four Continents
8	8 Vote	This Food Will Be Deported
319	319 Vote	Why You Should Be Terrified 1	1
43	43 Vote	The Most Memorable Numbers 4	4
64	64 Vote	Would-Be Robber Beaten Up by Massive Pair of Hands 1	1
70	70 Vote	Ultimate Form of Death Revealed
22	22 Vote	Man Crosses the Alps on a Plate
84	84 Vote	Secret Service Agent Dies After Swing Set Collapses
275	275 Vote	People Are More Delicious and Way Cheaper Than Pork Chops
54	54 Vote	Adults Reportedly Spend 11 Hours a Year in Paris Hilton 1	1
48	48 Vote	"Russian Spy" Working at a Planet Fitness
65	65 Vote	U.S. Bishops: We Are Tired of Spaghetti
131	131 Vote	Dozens of Goats Take Over Hospital Lab 3	3
9	9 Vote	Local Police Lip Sync Battle to Restore Tsar to Throne
9	9 Vote	What About a Mob 1	1
111	111 Vote	Pope Vows No More Light
7	7 Vote	We Lost Jim in The LGBTQ Community 1	1
25	25 Vote	Ouch! Big Brother's Chloe Ayling Bursts Into Flames 2	2
3	3 Vote	The Assembled Hordes of Genghis Kahn Couldn't Get in the Life of Zack & Cody Flashbacks
2	2 Vote	This Is the Worst Possible Way to Tip
145	145 Vote	Happiness Is a Thoroughly Stupid Idea 1	1
2	2 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Working Overtime to Ban Fortnite at Home DEPOT
3	3 Vote	La TIMES to Alter People's Memories
2	2 Vote	Obama Says Men Are Always Classy
51	51 Vote	Seriously Guys? I Need a Kleenex
112	112 Vote	A "Blue Wave" Is Probably Coming. Or Maybe We Should Arm Preschoolers 1	1

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