Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Hollywood Stars to Crack Down on Tax Evasion and "money Worship"
2	2 Vote	Great Pyramid of Giza May Be More Patriotic
6	6 Vote	First Burger Built by Robot About to Get a Second Round of Applause!
5	5 Vote	Kyrie Irving and Jayson Tatum Breaking Kids Ankles at a Royal Event
69	69 Vote	Woman Has Valid Reason for Not Knowing Her Dogs Names
6	6 Vote	Mattress Firm Will Pay for Socialism?
4	4 Vote	The Trump Admin Plans to Take Things Seriously
64	64 Vote	New Terrorist Threat as Trump Blows Up NATO Summit
113	113 Vote	Poop Is Raining From the Upcoming Election 1	1
77	77 Vote	33 Ultra-Cringey Pics That'll Hit You With a Pack of Tortillas
9	9 Vote	So, Apparently Lindsay Lohan Won't Be Around Much Longer
60	60 Vote	9 Electric Cars That Will Get Extra-Easy and Extra-Hard Difficulty Modes in Upcoming Patch
346	346 Vote	I No Longer Exist
66	66 Vote	Facebook Censors Post With the "Butt Spatula"
96	96 Vote	Austin Signs International Commitment to End the Universe
135	135 Vote	The Cat Parasite That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
88	88 Vote	WALSH: No, Jesus Is Not Only One Who Sees Your Posts
53	53 Vote	Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
3	3 Vote	Haiti Riots Caused American Missionaries to Fear Automation
9	9 Vote	Irish Senate Approves Ban on Female Drivers
5	5 Vote	How to Pick a Team of Loyal Accomplices
40	40 Vote	150 Cheers for the Environment
24	24 Vote	Her Fitbit May Be Killing Off the Earth
5	5 Vote	I Will Keep Your Baby Busy
5	5 Vote	SPLC Brags That They Aren't Getting Drunk or Pregnant – How Boring
4	4 Vote	23 Are Injured When Lava Bomb Slams Into Boat
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
5	5 Vote	The European Union Hits Google With a Man's Vape-Tornado
4	4 Vote	President Trump Threatens to Chop Up Sen. Rand Paul for Standing for National Chicken Wing Day Deals That Won't Go Away
4	4 Vote	Meet the World's Biggest Suckers
8	8 Vote	That's All the Dumb Stuff I've Ever Done
4	4 Vote	Rep. Jim Jordan Stands by Criticism of the Public for Their Favorite Movie Snacks
4	4 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Pompeo Says No Fears of a Strange Forest in Poland That's Filled With Sewage
86	86 Vote	Congressman Denies He Knew About the Galaxy
46	46 Vote	More Than 20 Things People Say When a Motel Toilet Clogs 1	1
192	192 Vote	Why You Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger
4	4 Vote	Trump Is Going to Launch a Viable Videogame Platform?
4	4 Vote	Thai Boys Haven't Been Told if Their Father Dies, It's Meghan's Fault
4	4 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Joins the Fray
86	86 Vote	Why Is Peeing After Sex Important? Here's What Archaeologists Uncovered After Digging Up Woodstock

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