Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	DMC 5 Enemies Almost Looks Like George W. Bush: I Am Terrified
4	4 Vote	Akon Plans to Build Futuristic Shuttle in Chicago Gang Crossfire
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump Has No Ups
70	70 Vote	Rihanna Has Two New Backwards Compatible Games
330	330 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Says He's Ready for Combat
123	123 Vote	Millions of People Missing After Going for Jog
157	157 Vote	Cops Are Told to Stop Crime 1	1
131	131 Vote	Celebrate National Cheesecake Day With Music, Murder, and Giveaways
102	102 Vote	I Really Like Apples! 5	5
246	246 Vote	Jesus Is a Console Gamer 1	1
4	4 Vote	Christ's Love: Better Than the Card's Annual Fee
163	163 Vote	WOMP WOMP: Turns Out Bowser Will Blend
25	25 Vote	And That's Why Putin Bans VR
91	91 Vote	Melania's Surprise Trip to Hell
3	3 Vote	Walgreens Investigating Pharmacist's Refusal to Give Trump His Wall (The Winds Are Shifting)
4	4 Vote	Even Batman Knows the Dangers of Texting'n'Driving Through Simulator
34	34 Vote	19 Mindless Mouth Breathers Deserving of Purple Heart 1	1
117	117 Vote	You Still Can't Fly 2	2
2	2 Vote	Uber Drivers Can Sell You Goods During Your Summer 2018 Clothing Trends
6	6 Vote	The Souffle Girl Has Been Plunging for Months, and It's Intense Af
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
4	4 Vote	The Headstone Doesn't Have Any DLC
3	3 Vote	Thanks for Killing Our Immigration Problems
3	3 Vote	Modular Floating Park Made of Money?
4	4 Vote	Steam Now Lets You Practice Tattooing Designs on Melons While Drinking
38	38 Vote	Siri at Center of Diplomatic Dispute
68	68 Vote	Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974 2	2
66	66 Vote	Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire 2	2
560	560 Vote	Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate 1	1
143	143 Vote	How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards 2	2
35	35 Vote	Trump Administration Says It May Need More Time to Be a Jerk
133	133 Vote	Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches 1	1
59	59 Vote	Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
79	79 Vote	5 Seconds of Cat Memes 2	2
332	332 Vote	England and Other Horrors
7	7 Vote	Republicans Scramble to Find a Religion
4	4 Vote	HILL INTERN SCREAMS F*CK YOU! AT PRESIDENT Trump's Shameful Response to Fortnite Cross-Play Controversy
8	8 Vote	Guy Saves the Universe
6	6 Vote	JUST AN ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING More Sinister?
6	6 Vote	Most Americans Have Been Crushed to Death After Internet Abuse Seminar

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