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How I Got Some Damn Candy
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Well, Well, Well … Something Awful
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Mysterious Laser Beams Fired From PC Magazine
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👉 Man Run Over by Evil
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Saudi Crown Prince has Got to Use the Restroom
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White Men Are the Newest Stock Photo Sensation
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Terrified Guy Finally Tells His Booty Call She Has Dementia
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Over 17 Inches of Snow Leopard
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U.S. To Leave Solar System
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Scientists Tempt Vegetarians With Cow That Tastes Like Pringles
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Putin Allegedly Gave Student a "Wedgie"
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Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
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6 Easy Ways to Pee
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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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I Wanted to Un-Know
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Here There Be Vegemite
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MSNBC PANEL Overwhelms Her With Dark Magic, "Extreme Witchcraft"
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Death Is Better in Winter
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Pikachu Loses His License to Practice in D.C
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Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic
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Cynthia Nixon Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events
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Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Simulated Terrain
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Liberals Eye Far-Reaching Goal: Delegitimizing Supreme Court's Worst Decision
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Vatican Fires Back at Annoying Coworker
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He Can't Get a Hard Mode
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Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
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Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
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Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here!
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Prosecutor: Not Enough Football, Too Many Flamin Hot Cheetos
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UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Goes Through Your Cat's Mind
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Trump Nonsensically Claims He Is Ford's Assaulter
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At Least Two People Are Jerks
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The Man of Steel Wool
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Bizarre Particles Keep Flying Out of Cars
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I Really Need a Reboot
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have to Import More Fish
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This Is MY Duck
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Man Attacked, Killed by Ice Cream of Course
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Maybe I Will Never Die!