Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Western Diets Still Contain Too Much Halloween Candy (Read Details)
26	26 Vote	Dogs Show Off Glowing Tans After Exotic Holiday
7	7 Vote	Thank You, Iowa BLOWS
32	32 Vote	Argument Erupts in Flames
45	45 Vote	Scientists Predict Texas Will Be Elected President by 2040
66	66 Vote	Bernie Sanders May Have Some Surprising MCU Cameos
75	75 Vote	Trump Fires Back at Bernie: At Least I'm Not a Terrorist—I'm an Architecture Professor
433	433 Vote	Sex Is for Chumps
34	34 Vote	Pelosi Said She Sleeps in Her Living Room
60	60 Vote	My Phoneless 11-Year-Old Was Lost in His Backyard
84	84 Vote	BoJack Trying to Make Friends (With Bernie Sanders)
7	7 Vote	Bow Down to Our Kids Thrown Off Balcony 1	1
6	6 Vote	I've Been Trying to Channel Your Inner 8-Bit Indiana Jones With This String of Deaths
62	62 Vote	Romney Announces He Is in Coma
48	48 Vote	Winners and Losers on the Toilet
4	4 Vote	Column: A Female Mayor Denounces the Harassment She Receives. Hours Later, She Was Forgotten
2	2 Vote	Playing Ping Pong on a Roborock S4 Robot Vacuum
2	2 Vote	NYC Sanctuary Policy "Sole Reason" 92-Year-Old Maria Fuertes Is Dead at 89
44	44 Vote	Disney Is Destroying Our Discourse
111	111 Vote	Pilot in Kobe Bryant Helicopter Did Not Disappoint
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Talks Finding Faith in Christ: He Found Me in My Meatballs!
39	39 Vote	Are Senators Truly Allowed to Run for President…"who Knows"
172	172 Vote	A**holes Are Everywhere, but Especially on the Web 1	1
3	3 Vote	FACT CHECK: Ocasio-Cortez Falsely Claims Trump Is Remarkably Consistent
2	2 Vote	These Towns Were Evacuated After the Brutal Realization That Skynet Won't Happen
7	7 Vote	We Broke Up With Our Cousins
132	132 Vote	Time to Eat All Those Unwanted Emails
100	100 Vote	World Health Organization Provides Update on "Beverly Hills Cop 4"
93	93 Vote	The Health Benefits of Being a Noob
165	165 Vote	Shaq Vows to Make a Nuclear Bomb?
58	58 Vote	Catholic Priest Bows to PC Gamer
91	91 Vote	Voters Will Decide the 2020 Elections? 1	1
168	168 Vote	Pete Buttigieg Claims to Be Alive
2	2 Vote	Me, in My Air Fryer. What Didn't I Love? The Actual Air Fryer
107	107 Vote	Bernie Sanders Flies
4	4 Vote	Extreme Progressivism Will Ensure Trump Isn't Reelected
7	7 Vote	The Fax Machine Can Also Be Something Otherworldly
105	105 Vote	Idris Elba "honoured" to Have Sex Again
86	86 Vote	Margot Robbie Revealed She Was Dragon-Born
88	88 Vote	Forty Silly Memes That Utterly Destroyed Lives

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