Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

blastinus

Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Now That's an Awesome Headline. You Rock!
4	4 Vote	Sweet Dreams Are Made From 2x4s
47	47 Vote	You'll Have to Die, in This Dojo
175	175 Vote	So Now It's OK to Destroy Me
122	122 Vote	Trump Keeps Wanting to Buy More Food and Now, an Army of Rats
7	7 Vote	Coronavirus: 196 People Die From the Egg
3	3 Vote	Marcello Giordani, Tenor Who "Sang Like a Dog"
151	151 Vote	Twist Off Your Ass and Try Again
2	2 Vote	Drunk Bear Fight Boredom
88	88 Vote	20 Seconds, 30 Seconds, 45 Seconds? How Long Should You Social Distance?
6	6 Vote	No One Puts Bernie in a Suitcase
5	5 Vote	Seven Special-Needs Teens Found After 33 Years
5	5 Vote	Making Cadbury Creme Eggs From Scratch Takes a Lot of Death
6	6 Vote	I Just Want to Put You at Higher Risk?
62	62 Vote	A Beetle Is Destroying Your Co-Workers
97	97 Vote	Controversy Surrounding the "Ice Age" – Did It Originate in Government Lab?
6	6 Vote	Cat vs. Lemon Lava 1	1
100	100 Vote	WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
7	7 Vote	UK Police to Hunt Subatomic Particles
57	57 Vote	Consumers Nearly Twice as Likely to Catch Fire
6	6 Vote	Who Knew Dirt Could Be Twins!
83	83 Vote	Weinstein Convicted of 1,549 Homicides
68	68 Vote	How to Escape From a Bag of Chips
5	5 Vote	10 Things Every Parent Needs to Know About Chef Mario Batali
4	4 Vote	Influential Coronavirus Tracking Model Shows Steep Decline in Older People
136	136 Vote	Smell Like a Pirate Day
81	81 Vote	Spanish Politely Told Not to Eat Plastic Bags
219	219 Vote	Brazil Deploys Troops to Fight Me, Let's F**king Go!
46	46 Vote	Dem Claims He Was Murdered
87	87 Vote	Trump's First 3 Years in Prison
7	7 Vote	Rihanna Don't Play Half-Life
183	183 Vote	How Do I Have So Many Octopuses 1	1
6	6 Vote	Well, Too Bad. I'm Here and I'm in Mourning
21	21 Vote	James Jordan Shares News on His Dad's Recovery Following His Death From COVID-19 at 86
7	7 Vote	Autonomous Vehicles Can Be Trusted
50	50 Vote	EA Announces a New Xbox One for Just $99 and an Ostrich?
67	67 Vote	(Exclusive Sonogram Photo) Serena Williams Is Pregnant With a Slew of Updates From the Creator of Bob's Burgers
147	147 Vote	Well SOMEBODY Had a Bath Yesterday! 1	1
166	166 Vote	Animal Crossing Village Drunk
96	96 Vote	Cough at Me Bro.... JK, JK

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