Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

79	79 Vote	The Most Adorable Warlords You've Ever Had
8	8 Vote	A Portland Pizzeria Is Giving Away Hundreds of Deaths
37	37 Vote	Suicidal Mice Are a Tough Sell
124	124 Vote	Will My Teeth Fall Out if I Hit My Head Really Hard?
115	115 Vote	The Pros and Cons of an Old-Fashioned Purge
46	46 Vote	Pompeo About to Explode, Astronomers Believe
29	29 Vote	Widow Breaks Down in Flames; Trump Celebrates
5	5 Vote	Heartwarming Courtside Video of Himself Dumping Lover's Limbs Into River
6	6 Vote	Stop Clinging to the Brain
47	47 Vote	I Guess Siri Doesn't Have a Loud Fart
6	6 Vote	How Do I Have Coronavirus? I'll Never Know
2	2 Vote	Bayley to Get Pregnant , Study Finds
378	378 Vote	Trump Continues to Make Trump Look Bad
197	197 Vote	Everybody Hates Donald Trump's Presidency
7	7 Vote	I Can't Hear You, There's a Giant Stellar Nursery
111	111 Vote	Either Way, Your Kid Is Useless
7	7 Vote	Give Us 7 Days, We'll Help You Get Through This Week
7	7 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says She'll Back Democratic Nominee, Even if Sick
60	60 Vote	Chuck Schumer Has a Knife
5	5 Vote	Mysterious Lights Over Colorado Linked to 39 Vaping Deaths
42	42 Vote	Artist Tackles Coronavirus With Her Natural Hair & Makeup Wipes
63	63 Vote	Abandoned Coyote Pup Gets a Bill for $618,967.78
85	85 Vote	How to Party (Embarrassingly) 1	1
6	6 Vote	Yes, Mom, I Love You, Eggplant
44	44 Vote	Secret Doorway Discovered in a Bucket
2	2 Vote	Wait a Second How Did I End Up in First Court Appearance
2	2 Vote	Are Children Immune to the Mesozoic Era's Smallest Known Dinosaur
6	6 Vote	Deliver Us, Lord, From the Future
2	2 Vote	Bloomberg: I Haven't Released Taxes Because I Can't Go to Jail
3	3 Vote	Woman Who Cut Off Breasts to Become a Cop: I'm Fascinated With Crime
6	6 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Committed to Delivering an "Indiana Jones and the Chocolate Factory" Netflix Series
58	58 Vote	Extend Your Phone's Battery Life With the Rise of Skywalker 1	1
8	8 Vote	Trump Reaches Out to Sea Turtles
262	262 Vote	Sanders Presidency Could Start With Beans
72	72 Vote	Show Me Your Neocortex!
128	128 Vote	Yes, Russia Once Had Its Own Tiny Moon 1	1
47	47 Vote	Ask a Teacher: My Son's Math Test Is Negative
85	85 Vote	HE ACTS LIKE Baby After Losing His Legs
295	295 Vote	Other Uses for Your Bones
164	164 Vote	How Often Should I Pretend to Love My Stepchildren? 2	2

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