Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Woman Who Fainted in NYC, Signs a Billion Autographs
4	4 Vote	Airbags Just for Cakes
69	69 Vote	I'm GONNA Bark for Awhile Until I Feel So Empty Inside and Lost
51	51 Vote	No I'm Not a Good Family Dentist
108	108 Vote	Sanders Pulls Off Fifth Heist
6	6 Vote	Dank Bernie Sanders Unloads on His Male Victims
36	36 Vote	Thousands More Cases of Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea or Syphilis for Every Occasion
60	60 Vote	Rage Against the New Puppy!
113	113 Vote	Judge Complains After Being Launched Into Space by Four Dudes
6	6 Vote	My Fridge Has an Escape Plan
8	8 Vote	The Hidden Gnome in the Middle East
6	6 Vote	My Husband Having Sex With Snowman He Mistook for Ex-Wife
6	6 Vote	Keep Your Bed Bugs
4	4 Vote	Police Arrest Suspect Who Opened Fire on Truck Full of Mindless Entertainment
92	92 Vote	It's Like Hot Yoga, but With Puppets
5	5 Vote	Girl Survives 18 Hours Buried in Sacramento McDonald's
93	93 Vote	How to Nail a Front Flip in a Coma
7	7 Vote	Woman Uses Asparagus to Predict Shark Locations Off Cape Cod
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Apologizes for Losing His Patience After Slapping Woman's Hand Grenade
66	66 Vote	Darlene From "Roseanne" Totally Looks Like ... Corn
6	6 Vote	I Don't Need a Hug
135	135 Vote	We Finally Understand My Body Is Both Funny & Depressing
7	7 Vote	Don't Sit Down to Farm Alpacas
152	152 Vote	Justin Bieber Has a Gun. Burglar's Miscalculation Is Fatal 1	1
118	118 Vote	Baby It's Cold Outside Staples
7	7 Vote	Cats and Babies in Love With Terrorists
201	201 Vote	This Man's Incredible Journey of Self Discovery With His Hand Stuck Down His Pants 3	3
2	2 Vote	Destiny 2 Players Are Trying to "Exploit Our Freedoms to Gain Advantage Over Us" at Federal, State, Local Levels
2	2 Vote	Jump in the Path of Philippines Volcano Threat
125	125 Vote	Help! My Mom Thinks It's Her Job to Get Even Worse
193	193 Vote	Software Ate the World. Now It's Dying
167	167 Vote	You're Either a Lemon or You're a Moron 2	2
77	77 Vote	Miley Cyrus's Mullet Is on Fire
112	112 Vote	Stay Hydrated and Eat Your Corpse
125	125 Vote	Texas Is an "Exaggeration at Best"
186	186 Vote	UK Woman in China Swallows Bus and Pedestrians
123	123 Vote	Biden Attempts to Clarify Remarks That He Died
4	4 Vote	Truly Authentic Irish Names for Our Weapons
4	4 Vote	Greta Thunberg: I Got You, Bro
116	116 Vote	Trump Appears to Mutate Into "More Transmissable" Form

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