Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	How Each Zodiac Sign Will Never Heal
2	2 Vote	Let's Go on Magical Quest
39	39 Vote	Dolphin Found Shot Dead in Latest Odd Art Reveal
52	52 Vote	It's Time to Get Divorced Dad
110	110 Vote	Man Eats the Entire Map
6	6 Vote	Trump Administration Asks States to "Drop Dead"
98	98 Vote	Survey of 4,272 US Adults: 52% Recently Decided Not to "Be Nicer"
7	7 Vote	"Scared" ICU Nurses Plead for More Beer
9	9 Vote	Jets Could Make Men Obsolete
67	67 Vote	Person Rearranges 2 Giant Teddy Bears in His Home, Killing 1
3	3 Vote	The Lyrid Meteor Shower Is Coming, but It Will Hurt
3	3 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Famous for Absolutely No Sense
8	8 Vote	Police Say What? How? Why?
3	3 Vote	Snoop Dogg's Friend and Rapper Found Dead in California Woman
7	7 Vote	Thousands Told to Tone Legs
6	6 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez: U.S. Has "Not Earned the Right" to Call Grandma
475	475 Vote	Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOEP NOPE NOAP
6	6 Vote	Meet the Nanny in the Microwave
62	62 Vote	Lion Unwisely Tries to Return My Calls
5	5 Vote	Cop Comforts Abandoned Baby Yoda
172	172 Vote	To Stomp Out COVID-19, America Will Need a Bigger Hammer
5	5 Vote	Fiona Apple Is Releasing Free Dungeons & Dragons Resources to Get You Through the Years
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
185	185 Vote	I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
5	5 Vote	El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie Could Have EASILY Been Prevented
5	5 Vote	North Korea Fires Two "ballistic Missiles" Into Sea Lions
122	122 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
9	9 Vote	Grandmother, 104, Has Become Meaningless
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
7	7 Vote	C-3PO Says Goodbye to Loved Ones
6	6 Vote	TV Reporter Accidentally Shows Naked Man in Oval Office
4	4 Vote	"You Are Justified in Being Angry With Me" — Read the Bible
140	140 Vote	Early Birds May Be Too Late
117	117 Vote	Oh Shit, My Weekend Project Turned Into a Musical?
5	5 Vote	Inmate Freed From Prison Planet
4	4 Vote	A Very Alert Dog Appears at Every Angle!
216	216 Vote	Who Dares Approach My Window? I Am Asleep
28	28 Vote	Prominent Lawyer Admits Clubbing Fox to Death Over Row About Haircut
105	105 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets
5	5 Vote	Sean Bean Is Tired of Rescuing Riders AirPods From Subway Tracks

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