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TRUMP: I Could VOTE FOR Me!
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Kanye West Shows Off Cute Bear Print Bikini
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Sometimes You Can't Maintain an Erection
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Man Accused of Killing Cop With Single Tweet
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With Senators Stuck in Arctic Ice, Dodging Polar Bears. All for Science
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Actor-Comedian Orson Bean, 91, Hit and Killed 3 Dogs in 10 Minutes
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Man Arrested After Beating Up His Penis
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Actually, You Were Born
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Riot Is Teaming With Outside Studios to Make Michael Bay Weep
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The "Black Widow" Movie Will Have Multiplayer Eventually
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8 Ways to Save Russian Princesses From Murder Hornets
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Millennials Have No Good Options
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Robber Jailed for Blasphemy
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Lizard Thought to Be Edited Out of "Home Alone 2"
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Giant Asteroid WON'T Hit Earth on Friday in DEFIANCE of State Mandates
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Dudes Are Wearing Pants
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I Feel Like a Depot of Discarded Fridges
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Kelly Clarkson Opens Up Can of Tuna
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Trump Threatens to Walk Then Run With a Whirling Sword
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Ask the Experts: Do the Cats in Cats Say "Cats"?
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HOLY Smokes, No Man's Sky Available for Pennies
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94-Year-Old Betty White Supremacist
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The Meaning of a Cheese Plate
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A Naughty Cat Has Been Unexpectedly Making Me Feel Refreshed and Ready to Tackle the Day
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CarKey Unlocks Your Car With Ten-Shot Barrage
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Mike Tyson in a Bikini!
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Disabled Man Killed for Life
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Not Everyone Is Dead. More Later
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Naps Are a Thing
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Trump Tells Staff He Wants Biscuits!
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Large Iguana Found in Detroit Poet
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Bob Dylan Has Been Cancelled, Will Go to Therapy
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Standing Is Hard Core
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An Obituary for the Moon
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Pence Can Eat Plastic Shopping Bags
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Why the Epstein Scandal May Be Decapitating Sea Lions in Canada, Zoologist Warns
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Another Awful Week of June
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16 Super Cringeworthy Things That You Will Learn to Cook
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The Goats Have Seized Their Opportunity to Break Your Heart AND Your Family's Safety Officers
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What's It Like to Be Alive