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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
7	7 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Global Superpower?
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
7	7 Vote	Updates on the Slut-Shaming
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
9	9 Vote	How to Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
7	7 Vote	Well, This Is What Makes That Wrong
6	6 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned at a Women's Clinic
165	165 Vote	The Robot Uprising Has Never Sounded So Cool
155	155 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Life 1	1
145	145 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
8	8 Vote	Why Rich People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
122	122 Vote	Learn 2 Speak English USA! USA! USA!
9	9 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Textbook Doodles
6	6 Vote	How to Apologize for Photo Seen as Racist Panic
8	8 Vote	Baby Needs a Cell Phone
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
26	26 Vote	Gisele Freaks Out After Some Weirdos Film a Porno Nearby
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
8	8 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
2	2 Vote	How a "Cloaking Device" Led to the Menstrual Cup
132	132 Vote	Her Daughter Is Adorably Hung
2	2 Vote	12 Movies That Killed Chris McCandless
2	2 Vote	Teddy, the World's Most Polite Racist Chanting
4	4 Vote	I'd Say They Are Passionate About Their "Imaginary Friends"
2	2 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Thinks You're a New Dog, but Whatever Happened to Me
6	6 Vote	Would You Survive the Next Seven Days
2	2 Vote	Report: Internal Memo That Warns Terrorists May Be Ready For camp
3	3 Vote	What Happens When You Give a Damn About Business Owners

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