Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
70	70 Vote	Please Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3

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