Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
5	5 Vote	There's an Awesome Gymnast
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
2	2 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Assembly Line
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
6	6 Vote	How to Survive a Holiday Dinner
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea

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