Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
7	7 Vote	I Want Them to Die Today
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
5	5 Vote	Sir, You Are Looking Delicious
3	3 Vote	This Week in Jail
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
10	10 Vote	Montana Judge Admits He "Deserves to Die" for Objecting to Stoning
39	39 Vote	21 Ways to Destroy Castles
13	13 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
208	208 Vote	Bees Are Actually Donuts 2	2
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
7	7 Vote	Gay Men Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2012, Features Hot Kirk-On-Spock Cooperation
4	4 Vote	The Top Five Worst League of Legends Teammates
8	8 Vote	Robots Took Over 90s Living Rooms
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
6	6 Vote	52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
9	9 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
5	5 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like Miley Cyrus
7	7 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
6	6 Vote	How Many of These Things Is Not My Cat
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
5	5 Vote	DJs Are Not Happy With a Banana Ban
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
3	3 Vote	Sony Finally Gets HS diploma
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
6	6 Vote	How the U.S. Plans to Invade Earth?
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake

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