Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Man's "Ghost Cam" Catches His Wife Give Birth to a Rapper
5	5 Vote	A Heated Debate Between Beck and His Flying GyroCycle
6	6 Vote	A Song Getting Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
5	5 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Silicon Implants
4	4 Vote	Satellite Image Shows North Korean Photoshops
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
7	7 Vote	An Agenda to Make the "Perfect" Foam Finger
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
137	137 Vote	What's With This Fucking Pencil
74	74 Vote	Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
7	7 Vote	How Government Officials Are Using Twitter for Sexist Attacks
2	2 Vote	Welcome, Froggy Friends Defense
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
8	8 Vote	Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex to Patient With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son in Dungeon Conditions
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
111	111 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
10	10 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
250	250 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Bullshit
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
7	7 Vote	There's an Actual Thing
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often

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