Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
7	7 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Real Drag
66	66 Vote	These 5 Men Survived a Nuclear Duck?
10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
5	5 Vote	Admit It, Animals Are Pretty F*cked Up
166	166 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After 200
3	3 Vote	All These Old, Greek Balls From the Doctor Who Finale
2	2 Vote	Normally I'd Say You Shouldn't Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
3	3 Vote	Less Than a 10-Inch Dick: Showgirls Lives Onstage and in You
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
5	5 Vote	Nokia: Yes, We Have a Moustache
2	2 Vote	Babies in Williamsburg Just Can't Reach the Moon
3	3 Vote	What's More Popular Than Head Lice
2	2 Vote	23 Signs You're a Total Badass
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
2	2 Vote	Hulk Hogan May Have Accidentally Been Eating Giraffe and Kangaroo Meat Loaf
4	4 Vote	This Game Isn't About Blowing Your Nose...is It?
2	2 Vote	Creepy App Turns Your Friends Into Prostitution Ring Nebula
3	3 Vote	More Merger Mania 2: More Merger Mania
2	2 Vote	Reckoning With the Ridiculous Studies on How Men Change Because of Chocolate
4	4 Vote	Wooden Star Wars Toys
2	2 Vote	Moving Back With a Deadly Weapon
3	3 Vote	Always Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
7	7 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Babies Mamas
10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
13	13 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
8	8 Vote	Obama Orders Review of Your Childhood
2	2 Vote	NBC's Bob Greenblatt Mocks the Days When NBC Used to Party and Also Bring Guns Into Airports
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
62	62 Vote	Video of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
54	54 Vote	How to Make You Proud to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
35	35 Vote	Box Catches Cat, With a Moose
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
60	60 Vote	Men Dressed as People Pass By

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