Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Opponent Is Using a PS1 Controller
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
9	9 Vote	You Need a Drink: Acne Gel Made With Vodka
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
9	9 Vote	Porn for Your Mind
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
37	37 Vote	Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
101	101 Vote	These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
3	3 Vote	21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say to People in NYC (UPDATE)
5	5 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Spaceship
4	4 Vote	There's a Clown in Her Underwear
3	3 Vote	Lorde's Reaction to Spa Facial (WARNING: Graphic!)
5	5 Vote	Woman Punches Reporter in the Balls While Singing an Original Song
3	3 Vote	It's a Mistake to Call the Po-Lice , Governor
3	3 Vote	6 Underrated Places to Pick Up Chicks Using Nothing but Milk
8	8 Vote	A Secret That Makes Me Feel Pukey
5	5 Vote	Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do Supernovae and Salad Dressing Have in Common?
3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Wrinkle Status Is Relevant to Her Face Detection
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
4	4 Vote	There Ain't No Hollaback Quiz
4	4 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Kid Again!
5	5 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich to Go Fuck Themselves
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
3	3 Vote	30 Mesmerizing Photos of Beyoncé on the Subway, Ranked From RUDE to VERY Important
4	4 Vote	What the Latest Advancement in Penis Peripherals
3	3 Vote	Thar She Blows! Natural-Gas Blast Off Louisiana Coast Guard
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie

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