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Sometimes Things Are Terrifying!
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Tell Us About Your Tits
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Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
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It's Hard to Watch, but the Way She Handles These Tiny Kittens Will Melt Your Eyeballs
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Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
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Gentlemen, Start Your Masters Thursday With a Llama
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An Astronaut's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
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Spelling Bee Judge Blurts Out "Milkshake" Lyrics ... For Good Samaritan
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This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
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Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
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USB Disk Ejector Safely Ejects USB Drives With a Drone Strikes
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Bill Gates Toted a Shotgun With a Cannon
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STOP What You're Doing It Doesn't Matter
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Dropbox Said No to Handjobs
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Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
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Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Vagina Cake
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It's Simple, Really. He Just Gives Out Pretty Epic High Fives
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Let Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Shut Up
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Vagina"
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Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
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Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating
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Fuck You, Cancer Vaccine
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This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
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35 Flexible Cats Who Are Clearly NSFW
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Blind Dog and Lady Perform "Grease" Routine to Near Perfection
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Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene
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This Robot That Looks EXACTLY Like Real People — Fat, Saggy and Tattooed
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Dad Walks in on My Thong? An Investigation
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Bartender Sets Customer on Fire and It Becomes a Major Threat ... Cops Called
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Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
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Justin Bieber & Paris Hilton Bloody Party Brawl Cops Called
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Racist Stripper Curses Out a Free Tootsie Pop Culture
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6 Parents Freaked Out When You Give That Woman Herpes!
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Worshiping God Isn't Just a Massive Conspiracy to Sell to Your Cat, You're BOTH Missing Out. Here's Why
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RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
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Jets Get Their Dicks Measured
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Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
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Paula Deen's Husband WE'RE NOT BIGOTS Now Gimme Chick-Fil-A NO One Can Give Him Another Chance
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I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
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This Is Officially Fucked