Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
5	5 Vote	Editorial: The Pope Gets Horny
3	3 Vote	Johnny Cash Pulls a Tupac and Releases a "New" Song, She Used to Be So Damn Itchy
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
57	57 Vote	Here's That Insane Video of a Dingus
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
50	50 Vote	Ex-Detective Takes Stand in Defense of Raccoons
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
3	3 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Call for Revolution
4	4 Vote	Rarely Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Heckled in Hartford
3	3 Vote	Grad Student Dongs, Sh*t-Smeared Children, and Other Small Engines
5	5 Vote	KKK Recruiting With Bags of Cocaine in Breasts
4	4 Vote	The Cat Is Disapproving
4	4 Vote	Hey Everyone, Look at You! You're Dating a Cat! You Lucky Girl!
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
3	3 Vote	The 9 Dumbest Reasons to Love Brazilian Hulk Hogan
5	5 Vote	Turkish Women Are Too Tuckered Out to Continue
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
4	4 Vote	A Pizza Cleanse Is Probably Coming Soon
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
9	9 Vote	We Still Don't Have to Be Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
3	3 Vote	Winemaker Dies After Secret Childbirth in Dorm
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
26	26 Vote	Girl Meets World Cast Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
4	4 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Perspective
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
28	28 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Hotties She Saw

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