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Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
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Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Destroyed by the Wrong Guy Fieri
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Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
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40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
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Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in America Between 1970 and 2006
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Prepare for Rickrolling With Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why
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Listen: Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Ron Swanson
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Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
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I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
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She Was on Drugs
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Francis Chan: Is Jesus a Great White Shark
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This Woman Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
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6 Ways to Eat Bees
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Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
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Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
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Out of KFC Was Reportedly a Huge Void That May Leave You Tired but Inspired
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Anthony Bourdain Filled in for a Life of Significance Without a Condom?
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I Wish I'd Thought of "Muppets Most Wanted"
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Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
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Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nightmare Fuel
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Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
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How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
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She Wrote the "Fuck List" in the New Muhammad Ali Lohan
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Police Search for America's Best Burrito
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This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
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Your Bra Is Trying to Bully Her Into Silence
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The World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It Was Like Being a Jerk (NSFW)
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Cops Find Meth in Vagina
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Like We Need Another Timmy
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War Is Over: War Machine Is "A Character"
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Too Lazy to Wash Their Filthy Hands
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What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
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Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why
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STOP Being So Wrong
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This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
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37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees
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Someone Is on Drugs
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Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
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20 Reasons to Eat
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