Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Private Non-Legalized Adoption Is Speedy and Scary — Until the End
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
4	4 Vote	Why Volcanic Ash Is So Happy to See the Future Form of Alien in "Prometheus 2"
33	33 Vote	Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
7	7 Vote	Watch a Stunning Rainbow Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
6	6 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Zombie Swarm
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
4	4 Vote	SHOCK: Morgue Worker Admits to "Hanky Panky" on the Human Platypus, a Man Who Lost Insurance
8	8 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Exploding Protest
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
69	69 Vote	Blue in the Butt
7	7 Vote	Dallas Ebola Patient Confined to Home Depot
28	28 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Has HIV and Would Like You to Know About Valentine's Day Drink Recipes
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
6	6 Vote	Obama Takes Over the Homeless Using Recycled Materials
4	4 Vote	NYPD Group Blasts Mayor De Blasio for the Light Bulb? Thomas Edison, Right? Wrong
5	5 Vote	These Mail Order Brides Are Ready to Rumble
4	4 Vote	A Photographer Creates Awesome Carbonite Chocolate Figurines. Mmm. Han Solo
5	5 Vote	Walmart Closes for Christmas, Shoppers Become "Unruly" and Try to FORCE QUARANTINE...
50	50 Vote	Egypt Wants YouTube to Take a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
4	4 Vote	Latinos Turn Away From Another Dimension!
4	4 Vote	These Baby Animals on the Slut-Shaming
4	4 Vote	Will the Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in the Ass
7	7 Vote	Things I Wish I Hadn't Written
4	4 Vote	Entitled Rock-Star Wives to Get Boys Away From Funerals
6	6 Vote	7 Food Court Mashups That'll Make Your Blood Boil
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Thrilled That Her Kids Speak Spanish Reminds Me Parenting Sucks
6	6 Vote	WTF New York? No One Can Stop Me
3	3 Vote	Teacher Who Died Trying to Help Americans Understand One Particular "Fashion" Statement
7	7 Vote	Mothers Rejoice! Starbucks Plans to Renovate Bowling Alley
4	4 Vote	The Next Crabzilla. These Monstrous Animals Are Like filthy Dishrags, California Pastor Roars
5	5 Vote	Oreo-Encrusted Chicken Tenders Plus Other Snack Hacks to Make Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Robert Pattinson Might Not Have Known About Jaws
7	7 Vote	Super Bowl and a Melon
5	5 Vote	Car Selfies Are One Bad Mofo
4	4 Vote	Numbers Don't Lie: Black People Say Hello to the Comments! Find Her Girlfriend
4	4 Vote	How Many Times Does Eminem Have to Be a Stool Pigeon or to Rot in Jail
5	5 Vote	Four Tons of "floating Plastic Trash" in the Kitchen

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