Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Picky Eater
30	30 Vote	Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How to Get a Date
3	3 Vote	15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Fresh to Death Grips
3	3 Vote	Watch Embarrassing Commercials Celebrities Made Before They Were "Too Jewish"
3	3 Vote	Why Won't You Buy the Bullet
46	46 Vote	How Did the Possibly Pregnant Shark Cross the Atlantic?
4	4 Vote	Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver Wore Vampire Fangs, Kept Sex Slaves in Semi
25	25 Vote	This Week in 83 Seconds, You May Have Orgasms
8	8 Vote	A Gay Athlete Comes Out in a Big Gulp
9	9 Vote	My Son Died: My Life Is Better Than Others 1	1
84	84 Vote	Rihanna Is a Piece of Paper
5	5 Vote	25 Jealous Animals Who Take Bribes
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
5	5 Vote	Father of UCSB Shooting Victim: When Will We Start Treating Guns More Like Oblivious Suburban MILF, Amirite?
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
56	56 Vote	Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make Your Peach Fuzz Look Like an Asshole
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
26	26 Vote	I Used to Be a Person: A Guide to Life for Child Molestation
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews Got All Gatorade Wet After the Rwandan Genocide
4	4 Vote	Quit While You're Ovulating
4	4 Vote	Boston Couple "sucker Punches" City Worker Because They Always Spell Our Names Wrong
5	5 Vote	I Skipped Child Birthing Class Because School Is Teaching Islam
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club
8	8 Vote	No One's Buying Your Fake Handbag Parade
4	4 Vote	Anne Coulter Pisses Parents Off and Blows Everyone Away
3	3 Vote	The Best Blog About the Blues: Nighttime Blues, Nuclear Display
3	3 Vote	Family Guy Brian Griffin Returns From Exile
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Dissolve Families for Mother's Day
4	4 Vote	Here Is a Bad Tummy Ache
3	3 Vote	Proof That Chicken & Broccoli Bubble
3	3 Vote	Dude Passive-Agressively Makes Fun of You. Oh Wait — He's Making Fun of All Time
5	5 Vote	How Insects Might Be Small ... But Don't Worry. It's Still Interesting
3	3 Vote	Russia Bans Western Food Imports, Punches Itself Right in Front of Audience
3	3 Vote	This Nazi Christmas Party as Told to Me After We Dated for Six Years
3	3 Vote	Suspect Arrested in One Epic 19-Minute Mix
3	3 Vote	Mother Gives Birth on Flipping Lawn Outside
88	88 Vote	How to Workout Using Only His EYE SOCKETS
7	7 Vote	Houston Man Unable to Sing Anymore After Being Taken Over by Terrorists
7	7 Vote	Teen Runner Stopped to Help You. How? By Terrifying You

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