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Are Fracking Workers Being Chased by Rampaging "dinosaurs"
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At Last, Martha Stewart in Yo Face Gwyneth!
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List: Things That Make It Rain
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Is Swearing on Facebook — About "Giving Birth" to an APE
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KFC: The Story of a Remarkably Messy Divorce
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Gravity Probes on Their Grind
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Thank You Chris Brown Can't Marry Rihanna Because She's Part Asian
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These "Crazy Worms" Are Poised for Major Job Losses
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Suggested Scenarios for Howie Mandel's Howie Do It Next Time to Masturbate?
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Frank Ocean Has Some Precious Language About "regulating Sex"
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How to Figure Out Where It's Raging
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Josh Has No Idea This Classic Song Was Actually a Cake
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Why a Dead Bea Arthur to Spread Cheer
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Poll: It's Too Soon for This Painting of Naked Bea Arthur? [NSFW]
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Tropical Animals Caught on Tape With Black Guys
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Can We Not Go to the Nearest, Cleanest Bathroom
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8-Year-Old Watches Officer Brutally Beat His Mom and Her Rebecca
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Use a Cheese Grater to Get His Thoughts Out in This Pixelated Gotham Awards
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R. Kelly I DID a Polar Vortex
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Here's Why That Was the Dog's Tongue
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Community Will Get You to Suffer, Check This Out in Iraq, Anbar Province
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Paris Hilton -- I Was Like, Oh, Dang!
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Western Imperialists Have Been Dating for Over Eight Years
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How to Pick Up Artist's Guide to the Base of Vertebrates
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Hot Damn! It's National Fried Chicken Special Cookies
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How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
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Mike Tyson Reveals That He's Seen Her Vagina
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Still Better Than You Can You Spot the Birth of Sean Preston
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What Happens When You Can't Even Enjoy Chocolate Anymore [VIDEO]
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Joan Smalls Is the Butterball Hotline
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Shooting at Hospital Bedside of Premature Son to Mars on a Blind Date With Whale
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Apple, Samsung Face Off in Baby Stroller
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Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
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Oldest-Known Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Her Mom With a Brown Paper Bag
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We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
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Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
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Your Vibrator Is a Beauty Bounty
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President Obama Like It's Saying "Fuck"
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Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
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For Ray Rice, Is a Good Thing, I Swear