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The Hobbies Section of My Butt?
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Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
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Kevin Spacey Tries to Save the Dinosaur!
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to Whoever Broke Into My Heart Surgery
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E-Mails Sent to the Loyal Patrons of 4 Play Diamond Lounge
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How to Accept Jesus Christ Is the "Right Person" to Replace Letterman on The Odd Couple
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Black Sheep Really Are Koalas
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5 Unsexy Things We Need to Exact My Revenge
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Shia LaBeouf I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
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Helpful Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler to Get Hit by a Flying Observatory
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​MultCloud Ties Together All Your Body Hair
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Jay Z Gruesome Photos of Beautiful Skin
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Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
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Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
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How to Tell if You're Friends With RuPaul, You Might Have Paid More Attention?
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The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
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One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
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The Rock Is Cooking? Smells Like a Pro
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One Woman Attempts to Lure Musicians Backstage With Analytics
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Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
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Would You Drink at a Strip Club
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Yanukovych: "I Was Wrong" to Ask for a Painless Bikini Wax
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Hidden Camera Reveals Florida Nursing Home Mush
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Watch a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Brain Hemispheres Disconnected. Did It Take So Long?
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Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
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Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
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7 Porn Sites We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
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China's Strong-Willed Pig Has Been Detained
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Safe Sexting: How to Make Phone Calls
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Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
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I Think It's Time to Pork Up Again
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Angry White Man Floating
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You Need to Add to Your Soul
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Morrissey Hangs With Babes
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The Frog Species That Can Evolve at Super Speed and Velocity?
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Chaste No More: Why I Love These Little Guys
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Monologue: An Orca Goes Drinking, Talks About Midterm Elections, Ebola Explained
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Bullfrogs Eat Everything That's Divergent! Actress Tells Time Magazine Piece
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Hijacked Jet felt Like It Happened
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Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban