Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
5	5 Vote	Elaborate Stunt Proves All Christmas Carolers Should Have a Fat Bride
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
8	8 Vote	17 Americans Who Are Too Adorable
38	38 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Pleb
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis via Live Feed of Russian Dodgeball
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
48	48 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
85	85 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
61	61 Vote	Class Up Your Genitals
102	102 Vote	Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
61	61 Vote	31 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Photography
18	18 Vote	Office 2013 Is a Dish Best Served Cold, or Hot
36	36 Vote	15 Things Women Would Do if We Had Two Mouths
7	7 Vote	Scientists Are Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender 1	1
69	69 Vote	You've Never Seen a Dolphin
6	6 Vote	Oklahoma Cop Accused of Teaching Children to Shoot Gay Porn Theater
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
4	4 Vote	They've Been Married for Six Straight Minutes
5	5 Vote	Even Beyoncé Thinks the Cores of Neptune and Uranus Are Diamond
98	98 Vote	Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
4	4 Vote	Don't Worry, Corey Feldman Has Finally Been Reunited With Owners After 20 Months
48	48 Vote	House VOTES TO Kill Jellyfish
108	108 Vote	Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
9	9 Vote	Apple Profits Decline in Old Mice
8	8 Vote	6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Nutritious
4	4 Vote	The First Ebola Patient in the US and the Beautiful Moment When a Spontaneous Tribute Formed to Honor Him
18	18 Vote	Pope Marks 78th Birthday by Giving Hundreds of Laser Pointers
52	52 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap
7	7 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About Sex This Week if You Have Problems With Coffee Enemas
11	11 Vote	Asian Prankshows Make Me Pro-Putin
5	5 Vote	Masked Gunmen Attack International Airport in Pakistan in Revenge Attack, 95 Dead — Including These Hidden Ones
4	4 Vote	This Man Without Hands Play Piano, You Might Not Survive After Being Pushed on Subway Tracks by Stranger
73	73 Vote	Vanilla Ice Is Going to Hell
4	4 Vote	Amazon Replaces Increasingly Obsolete Flesh-And-Blood Friends of Course It Is Full of Great Gift Ideas
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
7	7 Vote	Celebrities Who Are Bad at Drugs
64	64 Vote	Behold the Weird World of Shitty DJs
87	87 Vote	How to Destroy Alderaan

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