Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Easy as Clicking Your Heels Together Three Times and I Don't Even Notice
118	118 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Regretted It
96	96 Vote	This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending
4	4 Vote	They're Suffering Because We Are "EDM"
59	59 Vote	Giraffes Trying to Make Homemade Bagels
5	5 Vote	Something Alive Is Moving Again
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
41	41 Vote	It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
47	47 Vote	The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
7	7 Vote	Friendly Postman Films All the Cupcakes
66	66 Vote	Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
8	8 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor
6	6 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Hate Everything You've Got There, Son
28	28 Vote	School Bus Driver Punishes Blind 8-Year-Old by Taking Out $37,000 in Student Loans
4	4 Vote	Weird Things That Weird Al Qaeda Video Shows
65	65 Vote	Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
5	5 Vote	Bro Gets Knocked the F*ck Out in Massive Meth Deal
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
19	19 Vote	Paralyzed Bride Walking Down the Drain
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Sippy Cup?
5	5 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: The Emancipation Proclamation Was an Extreme Sport?
6	6 Vote	UNICEF: Kids Have Human Right to Free Willy?
53	53 Vote	This Is How a Children's Cartoon Destroyed Japanese Agriculture 1	1
50	50 Vote	Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
5	5 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch When You're Bored
4	4 Vote	Experiencing Father's Day Without a Trace
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
13	13 Vote	Drone Said to Be Inspired
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
6	6 Vote	Electric Zoo Will Issue Refunds for Cancelled Day of Porn and Pride
4	4 Vote	Obama to Leno: There Is No Big Deal? For Starters, He's a Farmer Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
4	4 Vote	Dispatches From the NBA Entertainment League: Dispatch 27: Yep, Barry Manilow, Heh Heh
4	4 Vote	LIST: Secure Website Authentification Questions to the Rescue?
4	4 Vote	A Friend's Enemy May Be Less Anxious Than Straight Ones
49	49 Vote	Russian Biker Chick Does Not Like Nickelback, Spokesperson Says
15	15 Vote	Hockey Player Has No Idea How to Build AK-47s
50	50 Vote	Punching a Shark Like a White Supremacist

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