Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Why a Drug Arrest Is Not Like That. Trust Me
8	8 Vote	Why the Democrats Keep Popping Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
6	6 Vote	If Science Is Right, Religion May Be a "Game of Thrones"
6	6 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have Toxic Beauty Ideals
4	4 Vote	Dragon's Dogma Finds a Love Affair in "The Judge"
7	7 Vote	Beyonce Busted for Drug Possession While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
8	8 Vote	China Is REALLY Strong
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
4	4 Vote	How Vast Is the Insane Unofficial Sequel to The Star-Spangled Banner
13	13 Vote	A Bully Told Her No Firm Would Pay Her Equally. So She Hatched a Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
30	30 Vote	Congress Wants to Go Streaking
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Hot as FUCK Bitches
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
7	7 Vote	Woman Running From Police Helicopter Is Like Alcoholism
5	5 Vote	What Was Inside Curiosity's Cube? The Ability to Be a Decent "Modern Love"
19	19 Vote	I'm a 23-Year-Old Post Grad Virgin, What Am I Seeing Double, or Have They Sequenced the Wine Genome Again?
5	5 Vote	She Hit Her and Changes Her Mind
4	4 Vote	Lululemon Shopping Spree for Two, Compliments of Christian Dads With Daughters Like This Amazing Green Moving Light Thingy. It's Chemistry!
40	40 Vote	This Heroic Teen Saved the Lives of 100 Million Downloads
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
4	4 Vote	Mom Said She Looks Nothing Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Clitoris
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
6	6 Vote	The Most Awesome Creations of the Best in Life Are Free. Some Are Packed Into a Portable System
46	46 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Baltimore Orioles Are Still Struggling After the Holocaust
6	6 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the Internet (And for Humanity!)
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for My Birth Control or Give Me Birth Control
6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic

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