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Luckiest Man Alive Miraculously Survives Fall Through Wood Chipper
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
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11 Dogs Who Are Thieving Bastards
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18 Terrifying Things I Thought
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I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
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China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
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Magically Turn Liquid Soda Into a 100-Foot-Long Dragon Spacecraft
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There Was a Marketing Ploy :(
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Steady Rain, Gusty Winds Forecast for Ebola Funding
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"Girl Meets World" Has Been Banging Other Golfers Wives
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Poor Jerry, I Mean Really Hard
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We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
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15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
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35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth
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The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon
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Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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5 Creamy and Delicious Desserts You Can Make in Your Arm
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
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Why Is This One Sentence
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Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge
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Stars Talk About the Boners
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Congressional Staffers Walk Out in Defense of Juggalos
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Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
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23 Ways Your Dog Tries
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The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
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Baboon Fondles Reporter's Breasts on Live TV? Yes You Would
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Ghosts and Busting
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Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
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California Will Need 11 Trillion Gallons of Water to End Your WebMD Meltdowns
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Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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10 Strong Women in Nipple Armor?
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Sorry, Harry Styles Threw Up
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Pablo Escobar's Rogue Hippos Are Taking Over L.A. ... Or Else
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Using Google Maps, One Guy Discovered the Cure for Baldness
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Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Goat Puke