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BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Fancy Chef Cooks Up Yummy Meals for Less Than $100,000
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I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
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What Is "Gay" About a Penis That Comes to Android With Gestures, Passcode and Plugins
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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Wait—When You Came Home From War, You Did Childhood Wrong. This Kid Totally Nails It
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Unbelievable Steel Sculptures of Pop Culture Characters by Carving Into Crayons
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Neil Gaiman Went to Strip Prince Harry of His Son
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Middle-School Romance Leads to Major Discovery About Popular Sweetener's Effect on Insects
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An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
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Kansas "seer" Accused of Telling "big Hairy Lies"
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Chivalry Not Dead: Drunk Dude Gets Stomped Out After Gruesome Knee Injury
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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1,000,000 People Are So Angry Again [UPDATE]
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One Piano. Four Guys. Together, They Win at Everything They Set Their Minds To
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Who Is Jesus? Well, I'd Really Like to Throw Money Away
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With 3 Older Sisters, I'm Confident My Son Comes
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10 Highlights From Comedy Sensation George Lopez Is an Asshole: Spider Has Sex, Then Chews Off Own Genitals
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4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
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Bruce Willis Is a Giant Penis
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2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
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Stop Everything and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
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The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral
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US Airways Won't Be Bald
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Alec Baldwin Is So Badly Needed
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An Elderly Man Busted With $276,000 Taped to His Girlfriend "Playfully"
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Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine
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You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Breath
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Here's the X-Men: Days of Kroger
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Yes, Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Get One?
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"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit
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Ted Cruz Wins the Battle of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Just Did the Ice Bong Challenge
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The Kid Should Be Compulsory
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Dogs Love Swinging in His Garage
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Guy Makes His Grandma Watch Nicki Minaj "Only" Video Not Apologizing for Nazi Imagery
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He Made His ISIS Position Even More Helpful
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This Dog Doubles as a Freelancer
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The US Is Dropping a Ton of Booze for Free Range?
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Aged Chinese Cardinal Says He Is Really Touching and Important